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Wolf Frankula

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Things to say when you can't think of anything else.

Note, not all are appropriate at all times. When meeting somebody's new baby, numbers three and six should not be said.

Although the following is based upon reality, I would not have any reader conceive that it is completely factual. Names have been changed, and persons are portrayed as saying and doing things they did not do.

Sort him out, Mr. Wontcox!

Get that goddamn crocodile out of my office!

Cheryl and Vomit.

You could feed a family of four from that sluck.

You penny-packing, penny-pepping son of a bitch!

Goaty and sheepy Mrs. Withoutnail.

Jacky give it to me.

Stop that bubbing!

Skbibbing, skbibbing always skbibbing. Why don't you stomp dat Nivabeff?

Bembas, bammas and snow tires, it will never work.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sun Dec 2, 2018, 09:54 PM (0 replies)

Is this story true?

On the show Babylon 5 Lennier, played by Billy Mumy never ran, because somebody would yell "Run Will Robinson, Run! Run!" and everybody would break out laughing.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sat Nov 17, 2018, 01:05 AM (2 replies)

Tomorrow is Election Day. If you haven't already VOTE!

If the name has a (D) next to it vote for it. If the (R) is a 'good family person' and professor of philosophy, and the (D) is a Beagle, Vote for the Beagle.

(Who has already voted.)
Posted by Wolf Frankula | Mon Nov 5, 2018, 10:18 PM (0 replies)

Since School Starts Here Tomorrow,

Here are some short songs disliked by my school more than 50 years ago.

First "The Burning of the School"

'Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school,
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule.
Now we're marching to the office to kill the principal,
The brats are marching on!

Glory, Glory Hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
So I hit her on the bean,
With a rotten tangerine.
The brats are marching on!'

And "See-Saw"

'See Saw Marjorie Daw,
Jack's on strike with his master.
His master will pay but a penny a day,
So Jack won't work for that bastard.'

And "Take Me Out to the Pig Sty."

'Take me out to the pig sty,
Take me out with the swine.
Buy me some pig slop and slap my crack,
I don't care if I ever get back.
For it's root, root, root like a root hog,
Up to my snout in the mud.
For it's squeak, squeak, squeeeee ump ump ump.
At the old pig sty.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Mon Sep 3, 2018, 08:45 PM (1 replies)

Has anybody else noticed that the Snapple Apples look

Like George W. ? Is that intentional?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Wed Jul 25, 2018, 10:22 PM (4 replies)

Here, for the Fourth of July, Is Our Original National Anthem

All Rise!

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Tue Jul 3, 2018, 06:25 PM (2 replies)

Northeast Portland has a problem with coyotes

Could this be the reason?

Acme: the choice of coyotes everywhere.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sun May 20, 2018, 12:54 AM (3 replies)

Question came to me at work

If someone hits you with a cantaloupe is that melonious assault?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Thu May 10, 2018, 10:13 PM (7 replies)

Will Anyone under 50 Get this?

"Oh Boy, grunt cakes. Heavy on the thirty weight Mom."

"Not with your hand, Son. Use your entrenching tool"

Hint, it's from the polar opposite of a silent movie.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Mon May 7, 2018, 06:45 PM (13 replies)

For Your Viewing Pleasure an Easter Classic Easter Yeggs

With Bugs Bunny


Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sun Apr 1, 2018, 12:12 PM (1 replies)
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