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Wolf Frankula
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November 29, 2016
Christmas Items I Will NOT be Watching This Year
1: Any version of 'A Christmas Carol' that doesn't have Doctor Who.
2: Any version of 'It's a Wonderful Life' without Al Bundy.
3: Any Bing Crosby movie without Bob Hope. Sorry Bing, without Bob there's no hope.
4: Anything with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, including 'Rudolph's Big Career Move.'
5: Anything with Frosty the Snowman, including "Frosty's Frozen Hell.'
6: Any Nativity story that isn't about the guy born in the manger down the street from the one people sing about each year.
7: Any movie where anybody says, "It isn't Christmas without snow."
Wolf
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