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December 18, 2014

Your Favorite Seinfeld Episode? (POLL)

The Opera
(Elaine unknowingly is dating Crazy Joe Davola, who has just left a threatening message on Jerry's recorder)

If your favorite episode isn't listed, click on "Pass", and list yours.

December 14, 2014

What's your favorite scene from The Sopranos?

Mine has to be when Christopher and Paulie take the Russian guy out in the woods to kill him and then get lost.

At one point, Paulie falls over a snow bank and yells "C**T"

December 14, 2014

What's your favorite line from What About Bob?

I'm sailing!..I'm sailing!

December 9, 2014

What makes Republicans laugh out loud?

This is one example of what some Republicans think is hilarious.
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Believe-Barack-Obama-Is-Dangerous-For-This-Country/5208518/


The slack-jowled, knuckle-dragging Neanderthal who posted the above 'story"
(Male, 51-55) has joined over 1500 "experience groups" at Experience Project in addition to
"I Believe Barack Obama Is Dangerous For This Country" (OP)

The list of other "experience" groups this freak has joined include:
"I Am Not Stupid"
"I Am A Conservative and Proud Of It"
"I Am A Fool"
"I Am A Graduate Of The Old Skool" (sic)
"I Am A Mean Girl Gang member" (?)
"I Am A Rebel, But Not A Stupid One"
"I Am An Awesome Weirdo"
"I Am Crazy"
"I Am Curious About My Sexual Appetite"
"I Am Disgusted By People Who Enjoy ****** " (Your guess is as good as mine)
"I Am Incomplete"
"I Am Mentally Damaged Due To My Past"
"I Am Tired Of being A Conservative And No One Speaks Out"
"I Am Unemployable" (I wonder why?)
"I Am Watching President Obama"
"I Believe In The Right To Bare (sic) Arms"
"I Believe Liberals Are Ruining America"
"I Believe Obama Is A Charming Phony"
I Believe Women Need Real Men"
I Believe What Doesn't Kill You Eventually Will"

I won't go on...He's either joined or created 1500 more experience groups, many are sexually explicit.





December 6, 2014

What's John Boehner's favorite brand of liquor?

Johnny Walker Orange?

December 4, 2014

DEA oversteps it's bounds.

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher.

"I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher says: "OK, but don't go into that field over there." as he points to a nearby field.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying
"Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me"

Reaching into his rear pants pocket he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.
"See this badge?.This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I wish...On any land...No questions asked or answers given...Have I made myself clear?"

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's very large bull.
With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he will get gored before he reaches safety.
The officer is clearly terrified.

The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells:
"Your badge! Show him your badge!"

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