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red dog 1's JournalIn grammar school or high school, did you ever have a "class clown"?
George Carlin's 4th comedy album was "Class Clown"
I remember in high school, we had a "comedy team" of 2 class clowns, Burton & Burns.
They cracked us up many times.
But it was a very strict Catholic school, mostly Jesuit priests & brothers, so they were careful not to crack any jokes in the classes taught by the priests or brothers.
However, one of the lay teachers, Mr. Mello, got an earful often, because he wasn't strict at all.
Example: "Mr. Mello! What a wonderful fellow!"
Did you remember having any "class clowns"?
Do you recall any jokes that one of your teachers told?
In my first semester in college, I remember the Health Education teacher once saying this:
"At 20, the most important thing to a man is a good lay.
At 40, the most important thing is a good steak.
At 60, the most important thing is a good bowl movement."
Ask a question about someone famous, living or dead, & see if anyone knows the answer without using
Google.
Harpo Marx played the harp.
Chico Marx played the piano.
What instrument did Groucho play?
Post a true but little known fact about someone famous, living or dead -- Part 10
John Wayne credited his walk, talk, and persona to his acquaintance with Wyatt Earp.
The "Duke" had lost his football scholarship to USC after he broke his collarbone in a bodysurfing accident and had to drop out of college, because he couldn't afford the tuition.
Actor Tom Mix was USC football fan and friend of the USC football coach.
He gave John Wayne a job as an extra, and, through him, Wayne subsequently met Wyatt Earp, who was a close friend of Tom Mix.
More true but little known facts about someone famous, living or dead, Part 9:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181259008
Ask a trivia question about a fictional person, place, thing, TV show, or movie - Part Two
1) What was Denzel Washington's name in "Man on Fire"?
2) On "King of Queens" what was Doug's cousin's name?
3) In "Trailer Park Boys," what was the name of park manager Lahey's assistant?
4) What was the name of the street in "The Burbs"?
5) What city did "The Burbs" take place in?
6) What was Vito Corleone's birth name? (answered)
7) On "Sanford & Son" what was Lamont's best friend's name?
(first name will do)
8) What fictional city did "Leave it to Beaver" take place in? (answered)
9) "What was the name of the fictional county "My Name is Earl" takes place in?
10) What was the name of the elderly woman who lived down the hall from Ralph Kramden?
11) What was Robert De Niro's cab number in "Taxi Driver"?
12) In "My Name is Earl" what was the motel housekeeper's name?
13) What New Jersey city did Tony Soprano live in?
14) On "Six Feet Under" what was David Fisher's boyfriend's name?
15) In "Breaking bad" what was the name of the old man in the wheelchair?
16) "In "The Great Santini" what was the name of the black kid who lived in a bus with a pack of dogs?
17) In "3rd Rock from the Sun" what was the landlady Mrs. Dubcec's first name?
18) In "Trailer Park Boys" what was Ricky's daughter's name?
19) In "Get Shorty" what was Bette Midler's character's name?
20) On "King of Queens" what was Carrie's sister's name?
21) What was the name of the hotel where "Have Gun Will Travel"s Palladin lived in and what city was it in?
22) What was Joe Don Baker's name in "Charlie Varrick"? (answered)
23) What fictional Ohio city did "3rd Rock from the Sun" take place in?
24) In "Point Break" what was Keanu Reeves' name?
More trivia questions about fictional persons, places or things from Part One:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181290604
Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 30
1) "Why, Ralph?" (answered)
2) "Bubbles, give me the cat back!" (answered)
3) "You know Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!"
4) "No Coke, Pepsi." (answered)
5) "Cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones!"
6) "Let's go buy a boat!"
7) "A man's bar is his castle!"
8) "Tris, there's vomit all over the passenger seat!"
9) "I don't know anyone named Heywood Jablome"
10) "As we say in the sewer, 'Here's mud in your eye'!" (answered)
11) "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!!"
12) "I'm sorry, I don't speak 'maid'!"
13) "Can't you see that Al?" (answered)
14) "Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?"
15) "Oh my god, I'm GORGEOUS!!" (answered)
16) "Always bet on the black, Jack!"
17) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"
18) "Ain't got no spleen, Gene!" (answered)
19) "I don't mean to panic anyone, but the calamari is infested with baby squid!"
20) "I know you...Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?"
21) "I lie every second of the day..My whole life is a sham!" (answered)
22) "I lost my shoe!"
23) "That breeze is a blessing."
24) "I saw Jane die!"
25) "I don't have to fall asleep after sex; I WANT to fall asleep after sex, I welcome the darkness!" (answered)
26) "A hula-hoop he wants!"
27) "Who died and made YOU T-Bone Walker?"
More TV show lines from Part 29:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181320549
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