Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 31

1) "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!"

2) "Grab the bull by the corns!"

3) "That breeze is a blessing"

4) "Good day! And may the good news be yours!"

5) "You snobs! You stupid stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted upper class piles of pus!" (answered)

6) "Wakey Wakey, Hands Off Snakey" (answered)

7) "Stifle yourself!" (answered)

8) "Honey, if I wanted a doctor in the family I would have made a boy!"

9) "Mulva"? (answered)

10) "I'm just a kid, sir!"

11) "The Chinaman is not the issue here!"

12) "I'll have a big salad." (answered)

13) "Like ships that clash in the night" (answered)

14) "You're killing independent George!" (answered)

15) "How was the Junior Chipmunks meeting, dear?" (answered)

16a) "It was just me and my computer...and the girls from Planet Slut" (F/X TV series)

16b) "Al doesn't like me blowing smoke in his eggs..What am I supposed to do, stop smoking?" (answered)

17) "They're minerals, Marie, Jesus!"

18) "I only came downtown to have one of my suits serviced!"

19) ""An ounce of perversion is worth a pound of cure!"

20) "Big steps and little 'uns" (British TV series)

21) "Doug, he's five!"

22) "Who died and made YOU T-Bone Walker?"

23) "A hula-hoop he wants!"

24) "I saw Jane die!"

25) "I lost my shoe!"

26) "I know you..Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?

27) "I don't mean to panic anybody; but the calamari is infested with baby squid!"

28) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

29) "Always bet on the black, Jack!"

30) "I'm sorry, I don't speak maid!"

31) "I don't know anyone named 'Heywood Jablome'." (same show as #16)

32) "Tris, there's vomit all over the passenger seat!" (same show as #20)

33) "A man's bar is his castle!"

34) "Let's go buy a boat!"

35) "Cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones" (same show as #30)

36) "You know Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!"



More TV lines from Part 30:
https://www/democraticunderground.com/10181327338

"A Spoonful of Clorox" by Randy Rainbow

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The 12 Days of Quarantine

Since we all could use a good laugh these days, I give you....."The Liar Tweets Tonight"

Do you have a favorite Trump joke?

I love the one called "Ghosts in the White House"...but my favorite short one is this one:


Q) Why did Donald Trump cross the road?
A) Because he saw a 13-year-old girl hitchhiking on the other side.

Post a line from a movie & see if anyone knows the movie without using Google - Part 29

1) "Don't eat any hot dogs...We're having franks and beans for dinner."

2) "I've had a rough night; and I hate the fucking Eagles, man!" (answered)

3) 'I wanna' roll you up and shove you into my vagina."

4) "Is that my phone?" (recurring line)

5) "So say it loud, 'I'm black and I'm proud!'"

6) "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves!" (answered)

7) "You pay for that pee stick when you're done...Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it!" (answered)

8) "Mike...I've been kidnapped!"

9) "I like it when you stink!"

10) "This is not 'Nam, this is bowling..There are rules!" (answered)

11) "Don't call me stupid." (answered)

12) "I'm sailing!..I'm sailing!" (answered)

13) "You run your mouth awful reckless for a man that don't go heeled!"

14) "Well I wasn't born with your hand in my bush!"

15) "Are there more beans, Mr Taggart?" (answered)

16) "You'll always be 'Shorty' to me!"

17) "Any man don't wanna' get killed ..better clear on out the back!" (answered)

18) "Cease fire!..Cease fire!..You're killing Marines!"

19) "It is!..It is!..It's getting shorter!"

20) "Help me! Help me! Shoot me, or help me!..Make a decision!"

21) "What a magical heap of Navajo horseshit!" (answered)

22) "Five! I killed five of 'em!"

23) "This is my day off..I want a talking girl!"

24) "How I know this?..I look like psychic to you?"

25) "You come into my house, and complain about me making too much noise?"

26) "Well, that's some monkey house in there!"

27) "Are you fucking with me?" (answered)

28) "You move..You make one sound, I'll snatch the life right out of you!"

29) "Have you ever read the bible, Pete?"

30) "Mr Conforte, I'll see you in just a few minutes."

31) "You gotta' kill Bone first!"

32) "Now YOU should say something!"

33) "The last man in that safe who didn't work here, Daddy shot in his tracks."

34) "Oh dear, I don;t like hypothetical questions."

35) "Thanks, Reverend Roy, you've been a real pain in the ass!"

36) "He said: 'Louie the Lips, please excuse my Daddy'."

37) "Can you believe I fathered him with just one testicle?"

38) "There is a rumor going around that the brown acid is..not too good." (answered)

39) "I wonder of the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?"




More movie lines from Part 28:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181322843