April 3, 2013

Whoa! A David Bowie song reference!

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you

Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five,
Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows"

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

"Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do."

April 3, 2013

Agreed. He's got a perennial case of:

April 3, 2013

Guess what? Now they say that Alex Jones is a Reptilian Shapeshifter formerly known as Bill Hicks.

Marie Marie, they've got the dates all figured plus they went to the same high school and are from Austin, Texas and all of that and besides they really do look like each other don't you know and this run on sentence is a sign of going off one's nut but I have to show you the pictures so you can see that they really do look just alike and I found pictures so it must all be true and do you want me to put them here so you will have some of the special occult knowledge that puts you above all the dumb sheeple so that you'll survive the coming apocalypse that Obama has been planning all of his life even when he time traveled to Mars and see you can save yourself if you just listen to me and it'll only cost you a hundred thousand bucks to be sent with a cashier's check in the next twelve hours or I will have to withdraw this special offer, sorry, the internet gods are watching all of us and recording this, so hurry!






*pant, pant, pant!*

April 3, 2013

Ain't it cool, though?

Never think of the Moon the same way...

April 3, 2013

Here is my favorite cat conspiracy story:

The Kilroti were generated by mixing the genetics of the Sirians with the energy of the Ari. This is what was brought to ancient Egypt. As the non-physical energy descended into physical reality, DNA formed that could be used to create corporeal life.

This was then mixed with human and wild lion DNA to form the common house cat found on Earth. The cat was given to every home in ancient Egypt, and programmed to leave at night to report back to their alien controllers. This is why cats to this day have the urge to go out at night. This also explains their aloof nature.

The Sirians incorporated worship of the cat idol into the Egyptian religion to ensure the perpetuity of this method of spying. The Sirians also built the Sphinx as a symbolic reminder of the blending of human genetics with lion frequency.

This was a way to energetically bind future civilization to the Sirians. The Sphinx was designed to face the morning star Sirius A every day. The face on the Sphinx is identical to the face on the Mars monument that looks down to the Earth at the Sphinx.

The original pyramids, built after the destruction of Atlantis, were energy points. They were the same shapes underground as above, making them into octahedrons. At their centre is a tetrahedron. This master shape is the archetype symbol for God-Mind totality. Anything at its exact centre is absolutely protected.

The octahedron is also the shape of the Delta-T antenna used at the Montauk Project. This shape, when energized in the proper color codes, causes interdimensional rifts, creating vortices and wormholes.

From one of my favorite woo links. Hope you enjoyed the trip...

April 2, 2013

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom!

President Obama reads a story at the 2013 Easter Egg Roll

April 2, 2013

Bo and his Chicka Chicka Boom Boom Human Dad

Another good one from The Obama Diary.

April 2, 2013

Let's see if it posts for me:

An Eggcellent Hug

TheObamaDiary2012

The Easter Egg Roll, 2013

Oh, that made me cry. So sweet, and he knew it was safe to get a hug. The look on Obama's face - very loving.

Thanks Sheshe and thanks to Chips at The Obama Diary!

April 2, 2013

Yes, the Zombie Apocalypse is happening now and there it is...

What will they do while in this state? Start shooting people? Commit mass suicide? Both?

April 2, 2013

Feels like DU some nights. All those conservative billionaire bucks at work.

This and more will be getting their voters ready for 2014.

What would happen if people weren't being fed this 24/7?

Would their entire game fail?

Thanks for posting it. Looks like the newest version of their 'Obsession,' 'EndGame.' etc.