Republicans serve The Beast. From the dawn of mankind they are the regressive element that's been holding back and destroying our civilization. They nourish other-dimensional entities that feed on misery, pain, and chaos. Republicans are their minions, and hope to share in these entities' power, or be spared the pain. But The Beast never shares; The Beast never spares.
Some of that would be called Woo, but it fits. I wish I'd saved the poster's name to credit him.
I found an article that did, too:
Best Letter to the Editor, Ever:
To Washington Post Letters:
Steven F. Hayward wrote:
“The single largest defect of modern conservatism, in my mind, is its insufficient ability to challenge liberalism at the intellectual level...”
No.
The single largest defect of modern conservatism is that it has ruined the nation. Conservatives do not have ideas; they have interests.
Conservatives are not “thinkers”; they are rationalizers who give an intellectual gloss to their belief that an alliance of predatory businesspeople and religious extremists should rule the rest of us.
The wreckage caused by modern conservatism lies all around us, and speaks for itself: If conservatism isn’t dead, it should be.
- DANIEL ROSEN - Washington Post 10/9/2009
http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/the-best-letter-to-the-editor-ever/question-883863/?page=2
Those express my feelings about the GOP almost as well as this post by
The Wraith which some may consider harsh:
Do not ever make the mistake of thinking that the Republicans are anything but the enemy.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=481314