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Mr.Bill

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Mr.Bill's Journal
May 17, 2022

I haven't had any problems yet, but I've thought of a great answer

if anyone says anything rude to me about why I am wearing a mask. And it won't piss anyone off or cause any escalation to the situation.

I'll just say "I wear it because it keeps beautiful women from walking up to me, throwing their arms around me and kissing me on the lips. It's a problem I've had all my life and I finally found a solution."

May 3, 2022

So, if getting an abortion will be illegal in some places,

How will this be enforced? How can any arm of law enforcement know some one got an abortion without medical professionals violating HIPAA laws?

May 3, 2022

I wonder if any judge has ever considered

That the framers of the constitution did not consider an unborn fetus to have the same status as a live baby since they clearly said to be a citizen you had to be BORN in the United States. They definitely had a specific idea about the timeline.

I'm no legal expert, but I think there is an argument to be made.

April 30, 2022

The good news is

I now have the money to pay for the registration on my car. ($288) Registration is rather expensive in California.

The bad news is my wife had to go to the casino to win the money.

April 25, 2022

I've never been on Twitter.

But it might be fun to open an account just to see what it takes to get kicked off.

April 18, 2022

He is risen!

Just kidding. Actually, I think he wasn't quite dead yet.

April 13, 2022

A little baseball history in San Francisco tonight.

Alyssa Nakken, the first female coach in MLB, became the first female coach on the field of an MLB game when she came out to coach first base for the Giants in the bottom of the third inning. She had previously done this in some spring training games.

Congratulations, Alyssa.

April 7, 2022

The next time a religious person tells you

he doesn't mind Atheists, but he doesn't like it being crammed down his throat (I don't know why, but these people seem to have a fixation about things going down their throats, but that's another topic for another thread), ask them if their cable provider is forcing them to pay for any Atheist channels.

March 6, 2022

Am I the only one

who cannot stand the taste or even the smell of Curry? My wife loves the stuff and sometimes when she cooks it I make an excuse to go outside and do something. I don't know why I don't like it, because I have a pretty broad range of foods that I like.

March 5, 2022

So I wonder how many republicans are wondering

where the money for their next campaign is going to come from.

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