I live in a Senior mobile home park and have really great neighbors. You must be 55 to live here. Ages range upward to the 80s. Many people are not physically able to get out and do much. Some of us like me are fortunate to be in pretty good shape.

Every Thursday, the garbage trucks make their rounds. Some people are not really able to put their cans out on the street or bring them back in after being emptied, so we customarily help out those who need help.

It has now morphed into a game to see who can rush out and bring the cans in not only for those who need help, but for anyone who may not be home, or aware that the truck has been there. I just rushed out and brought in the cans for about six homes, as none of them were home. I now have bragging rights until next Thursday that I got out there first. Now the wait for the next truck to pick up the recycle cans.

Retirement is so fun I can hardly stand it.

Ever heard this?

the ketchup is flying at Mar a Lago tonight!

live in a county where over 70% of the people voted for Walker.

have inherited the biggest mess when they took office?

It never gets better, in fact, it seems to worsen. For reasons I can't understand, my wife welcomes it, while I abhor it.

You guessed it. I'm talking about Lifetime Network Christmas movies.

They will be non-stop filming sound bites to be used in commercials by Democrats running against them in 2024. It's going to be hilarious.

(You didn't think she really wanted to be governor, did you?)

Will she get a prime time one hour show, or an hour on Sunday mornings?

I used to wake up every morning hoping to hear he dropped dead or shot himself in the head.

Now I hope he stays alive for as long as possible so he can help Democrats win elections like he has this week.

I'm out of Bourbon. I'll try not to let it happen again.