"How can we talk about policy when this room has so little gold in it?!"

I had an idea for a comic like this but they were ticks, feeding on America, and Trump is yelling,

"Suck faster, kids!" as justice closes in on them.

Now if only I could draw... :p

Don't forget the pizza joint basement! The chilllldren!! *crazy look*

That's cool. :D

Yass, Reich!

I'm clippin' coupons for mah record player.

That chick is Judas. She gon' stab somebody soon!

Her positions are worse than her polls.

/salute

(Why are we whispering? SHHH!)

He lies but now most everyone knows it well.

It's the fear-mongering we need to worry about. Once he starts going on about: security and Mexicans and Muslims and TERRORISTS who want to get into our country and murder your white grandbabies(!!!!!)--we automatically lose a bunch of idiots.

Of course, non-voters vastly outnumbered any major candidate's votes in 2016 and he was lying so much then. These people alone might screw us again. :p

#brightside