So McCarthy sold his political soul to the Orange Duce and

MAGA said hey, go Faust yourself.

Amused I am.

One day a policeman was on a radar post on a busy street when he spots

a vehicle that is speeding a bit. He pulls over the car and when he walks up he spots a man, and a number of penguins in the back of the car. He says to the man, "what are you doing with these wild animals, you need to take them to the zoo."

The man replies, "sure officer I will do that right away" and the officer lets him drive away.

The next day the officer spots the same vehicle and wonders if the man had complied with his instructions. He pulls the car over, walks up, sees the man, and penguins in the back. He is angry and says to the man, "hey I told you yesterday to take these animals to the zoo."

The man replies, "I did take them to the zoo, and today I'm taking them to the movies."

Entertainment Value

At this point you might as well put McCarthy in stocks and give the members tomatoes.

Jeffries is leading.

Stop the vote.

MAGA Rules you know.

Imagine a frat house full of bros who just consumed

bad sushi, and too much tequila, voting over who gets to the reeking toilet first.

DU, I present to you, as the MAGA House votes.

One day, in 2019, the Bloated Orange Duce was driving around

D.C. surveying his domain. While driving about he noticed a long line. Curious, he lumbered out to see what was going on.

As soon as got in line people starting leaving. He quickly moved up. Just as he got to the front of the line a young man was leaving and Chump stopped and asked him: "What is this line for, and why is everybody leaving?"

The man replied, "this is the line get visas to live in Canada and when everyone saw you in line they all decided to stay."

I know Canada. Wouldn't happen. It's only a joke.

Crows Knows.

Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance.
"See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow.
The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it."
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow.
"Look at it's hand. No cellphone", says the second crow.

Trickle Down Economics Explained.

My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."

So much truth.

When MAGA Insurrectionists start demanding witnesses and documents

the Marx Brothers show exactly how to handle these traitors.

Hobbs takes oath of office as The Guv of AZ.