October 16, 2017

I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out.

I was like OMg.

October 12, 2017

I noticed I used a Diebold ATM today, after the fact.

I didn't get any money, but I did get a receipt for 10 Shrub votes circa 2000 which were redeemable at SCOTUS.

October 11, 2017

Mathis and Kelly preventing Drumpt from lunging for the nuclear football.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/kelly-and-mattis-discussed-literally-tackling-trump-in-the-event-he-lunges-for-the-nuclear-football-report/

This is where we are. We are totally screwed.

October 10, 2017

I have found that looking at Trump, or hearing him speak,

immediately nauseates and enrages me. However, I don't want to put the responsibility on others to watch him so that they can pass along his dribble to me. I will hide the blood pressure cuff and continue to refrain from throwing the remote through the TV.

October 10, 2017

Drumpt's reality TV, twitter foreign policy will lead to

millions of dead. Deploreables will blame it on Obama and cheer Drumpt. Cheeto Hitler knows we won't replace a "wartime" President because of Russia investigation and throw the country into further chaos.

October 10, 2017

Why dont zoo animals take the SATS?

Too many cheetahs!!

October 7, 2017

It is apparent that Putin figured out how to weaponize

the inherent ignorance and stupidity, historically always present in a part of the electorate the US, by micro targeting the deplorables using social media. This social media tactic, likely abetted by Trump Quislings, allowed the Reich Wing steal the election.

To paraphrase Churchill, an Iron Curtain of ignorance and willful stupidity has descended upon 1/3 of our electorate allowing for the rule of alternative facts.

October 6, 2017

What building has the most stories?

The library.

October 6, 2017

"Calm before the storm" remark just Drumpt trolling you says WH staffer

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/calm-before-the-storm-remark-was-trump-just-trolling-all-of-you-white-house-staffer/

This is just the type of idiocy JFK warned would start a nuclear exchange during the Cuban Missile Crisis. However, JFK thought it would be someone serving on an aircraft or warship, not the Commander-In-Chief.

We are screwed.

October 6, 2017

Trivia: Who was the first player to serve as a DH in the World Series?

Dan Driessen of the 1976 Big Red Machine. One of the GOAT baseball teams.