Once upon a time a gorilla was strolling along when he spots a lion asleep in the bushes. The gorilla was over the "king of the jungle" business and decided to have some fun.

Creeping up on the lion he spots a nearby elephant manure pile and grabs a handful and smashes into the lion's face. The gorilla runs off laughing hysterically. The lion is enraged and begins to chase the gorilla.

The gorilla is now scared and makes a beeline for a nearby safari camp. He spots an empty tent, runs in, puts on a safari hat, puts a pipe in his mouth, and snaps open a newspaper he puts up to his face.

Almost immediately the lion runs in and yells, "hey did you see a gorilla run by here?" The gorilla replies, "you mean the run that smashed the elephant crap in a lion's face?"

The lion replies, "oh hell, you mean it's in the newspaper already!!"

October 20, 2022

MAGA World. Where we are.

You are about to go into surgery. The surgeon comes in to brief you. He says I'm not really a doctor, but I am an outsider. I will always give the straight, plain story.

And if a problem develops, it's the Border's fault.

October 20, 2022

LOL. Definition of a Libertarian. Read recently.

A Libertarian is like a pampered house cat who, neither cares nor understands, the circumstances created around him which allows for a very pleasant life.

October 17, 2022

In 50 years of attending baseball games I have NEVER come close to

getting a ball hit into the stands.

I have better chance getting one watching from home.

I have my glove ready.

Wife thinks I've gone "round" the bend. Nope, just "round" second.

October 17, 2022

As Walker is now a police officer with his Crackerjack Box badge I am now

applying to direct any future major motion picture as I have a hardly used Blockbuster Video Card.

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