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kairos12's JournalHumor for the Day
A man is blue ocean sailing when he passes an island and notes a rather unkept man waving to him. The sailor Captain goes ashore and discovers the man had been stranded for years.
The Captain then notices 3 huts on the island.
He asks the stranded man, "what's the first hut for?" The man responds, "that's my house."
The Captain then asks, "what's the second hut for?" The man responds, "that's my church."
The Captain then asks, "what's the third hut for?" The man responds, "that's the church I used to go to."
Truth from Jimmy Kimmel
Ghoulinai. “He’s gone from America’s Mayor to ‘America’s Sprayer.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
For those out there in world who wonder why England began using the
vaccine prior to U.S. approval, and why we take longer to do so I have a one word answer.
Thalidomide.
Once many years ago I was stationed with an
Armored Division in Europe. During a Brigade Command Performance the Division Commander came down to give us a pep talk before some very demanding winter maneuvers. We had heard prior to this meeting the Division Commander, a Two Star General, had made the decision for us to go away from paper products for meals and return to old style metal mess kits.
After the rah-rah speech from the Two-Star about how we were going to be all tactical and kick ass in the field, the Division Commander asked if there were any questions. My platoon sergeant, a recent Viet Nam Vet, and and Sargent First class raised his hand.
He proceeded to say, "well general I'm we are going to be all out tactical and stuff, but I gotta say, from a noise discipline standpoint, going back to metal mess kits is about as noisy as two skeletons fornicating on a tin roof."
There was silence in the auditorium. The Two-Star said "that's a fair point."
We had paper products in the field, thankfully.
That's always been a great Christmas memory for me.
Armed zombies in front of the home of elected figures and threatening them
are terrorists, not protesters.
Cancel Culture For Real
The Orange Shitweasel wants to cancel a Presidential election.
Watch For This
On January 20th watch Chump’s casino motif furniture moved out by people in Hazmat Suits. Hopefully.
Our Losses In Perspective--Recently Read
Deadliest Days in American History.
1. Galveston Hurricane-8,000 dead.
2. Antietam Battle-3,600 dead.
3. 9/11/2001-2,977 dead.
4. Last Thursday Trump Plague-2,861 dead.
5. Last Wednesday Trump Plague-2,762 dead.
6. Last Tuesday Trump Plague-2,461 dead.
7. Last Friday Trump Plague 2,439 dead.
8. Pear Harbor-2,403 dead.
At this point the only person with
more victories in Georgia than President Biden is William T. Sherman.
Newest Election Controversy-Serious
Elvis was seen stealing ballots. He got caught.
Now “He’s All Shook Up.”
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