kairos12
kairos12's JournalTis the season of holiday leftovers.
That reality has me asking is it Tupperware, or TupperWHERE is the ever-loving lid?
No understand.
Anti-choice crazies say if you don't have sex you won't need an abortion. Problem solved.
But wait, many of these same folks revere a religious figure who conceived without having sex.
No entiendo.
Given the puffed up superhero look the
Orange Duce was going for in his card I think it should be named “The Thor Loser.”
The Orange Blowfish major announcement is that he is placing his image on a
traitor, sorry, trading card.
Lo siento.
Recently I went to the doc
and maybe, because I'm advancing in years, they seemed to ask many more questions than I ever remembered. Lifestyle, diet, exercise, tripping hazard, etc. It seemed like everything but what kind of tire I have on my car.
When I left I told my wife I met with a physician who was from the organization "Doctors Without Boundaries."
2 dogs are walking along
and one dog says to the other"
"I noticed you only pee on lamp posts and avoid parking meters.
Second dog: Well, have you seen how much they charge?
One upon a time 2 coffee aficionados got into a rage at the local shop over
who had the more delicate blend. This flap led to one man throwing his messy scone at the other resulting in this person having a messy stain on his bespoke shirt.
The man who threw the offending scone defended himself, in the subsequent civil suit, using the Stand Your Grounds Law.
It's inappropriate for anyone other than
a dad to tell a "dad" joke.
It's a faux pa.
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