kairos12
kairos12's JournalA mom is talking to her know-it-all teenager.
Mom: What did I tell you about slamming the doors.
Teenager: I repeat, Jim Morrison was overrated.
Fled Ted Can Cruz is emblematic of the statement
he's the kind of guy who shows up when he's not needed.
Definition of "The Rule of Law" for voting by the Reich Wing
If the election is won by Republicans it's a legitimate outcome, if Democrats win, it's a stolen election.
Truth First Thing in the Morning, Read Today
Did you know we can fly a helicopter on Mars, but we can't turn a light on in Texas.
Why?
Because scientists are in charge of Mars and Republicans are in charge of Texas.
Details Matter
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, “You make a good point, my son.”
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held in a locked vault. Hours go by and nobody sees the head monk. The young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
“We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!”
“Father!” cries the young monk. “What’s wrong?”
The head monk with tears in his eyes replies, “The word is celebrate!”
As for FledTed Cruz' claim that he planned to stay only 1 day in
Mexico I have this observation. I carried a rucksack in the field for 10 days that was smaller than the steamer size suitcase he was rolling through the airport.
One day. More like 1 month.
Seriously, Cruz tossed his children under the
Cancun bus? I have to think Heidi Cruz is nonplussed.
It was probably easier to put a Rover on Mars than
get Cruz back from his beach vacation.
Humor for the day.
A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.
“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”
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