In the age of conspriracy theories and disinformation and denial an old joke explains all.

Once upon a time a therapist was frustrated that a long-term patient, no matter how many times confronted, was convinced he was dead. Nothing the therapist did could disabuse this patient he was still living.

One day the therapist thought up a plan. When the patient arrived he asked, " do you believe dead people bleed?"

The patient response, "no, I don't believe they do."

The therapist was waiting for this response and immediately stabbed the patient's arm with a hatpin he had hidden beside his chair.

The patient observed the tiny bubbling up of blood on his arm and remarks, "what do you know, dead people do bleed."

That's where we are today.

I received a heart. Thanks so much. You made my day.

So Discount Duce steals 15 boxes of documents, many torn up apparently, and keeps them

at Mar de Slobo.

Yes, you know it's coming,

...but her emails.

Given all the documents coming out from 1/6 committee about advance planning for the insurrection

the next time I see flag waving MAGAs I'm going to yell out "I have subpoenas, where is..."

Make them go home to change pants.

Humor for the day.

A woman was sitting in the dentist office when she took note of the dentist's name. That name was the same as a classmate she had in high school. A guy she had a crush on and remembered to be very good looking.

When the dentist came out she noted he was balding, not in great shape, and had a heavily lined face. She says to him did you go to Oak HS. He said he did. She says Class of 1959. He says yes that's the class.

At this point she couldn't believe this balding, aging guy was the same boy she liked. At this point the man asks her "were you also at Oak HS and she says yes.

He then asks her, "what did you teach?"

Only pitcher in MLB history with 300 wins, 3000 strikeouts, and fewer than 1000 walks.

Greg Maddux.

The intersection of freezing temperatures, the

power grid, and MAGA unhappy with “unsavory literature” in Texas may lead to book burning not seen since Berlin in the 30s.

I recently bought a thesaurus,

but it was incomplete so it was terrible. Also, it was terrible.