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kairos12

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June 25, 2019

A man visits his daughter who recently graduated from college.

During their visit the dad asks his daughter for a newspaper. The daughter responds by saying "dad this the 21st century, here is an IPAD." The fly never knew what hit him.

June 25, 2019

Greinke hits HR off of Kershaw

It was the 7th time in MLB history a Cy Young award winner hit a HR off a Cy Young winner.

June 23, 2019

Marx Brothers for the Win



The table is set for 4, that's nothing my alarm clock is set for 8.



Groucho Marx. Genuis.
June 22, 2019

Walter "The Big Train" Johnson stat

IPs 5914

Career ERA 2.17

If my life depended on a win, I would want The Big Train starting for me.

June 21, 2019

Maybe if the Mueller Report was written in Dr. Seuss style

more people would read it.

Titles:

OH The Allies you'll let go

How the Drumpt Stole Democracy

The Snitches

One Fish, Red Fish, oh hell there all Reds

Theres A Rocket in Drumpt's Pocket, but Putin Owns It

Drumpt Hatches the Treason

The 10,000 Lies of Drumpt Putin

If, no, I Run a Circus

Marvin K. Drumpt You must go Now


June 21, 2019

The Orange Loofah's strategy of playing "The Madman" no one wants, or knows

how to deal with, just collapsed like a 5 cent whoopee cushion.

June 20, 2019

2 caterpillars are sitting on a leaf

when a butterfly buzzes by them. The one caterpillar says to the other "you know you'll never get me up in one of those things."

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