kairos12
kairos12's JournalOne day, at one of many Chump's ill-gotten properties,
Chump spotted a man down by his lake. He subsequently saw a bucket of fish in water next to him.
Chump: I will have you arrested for fishing on my property.
Man: I wasn't fishing, these fish are my pets.
Chump: What do you mean pets?
Man: Every now and then I bring my pet fish down here and let them swim with their family and then I call them back.
Chump: No way that happens. Prove it.
Man: Sure, he dumps the fish in the lake.
Chum: Ok, call them back.
Man: Call who back?
Chum: The fish.
Man: What fish?
Defense has said they will refer to Chump as
President.
Can the Prosecution refer to him as Komrade.
Seems fair.
Confused I am.
Chump paid 130,00 to get a NDA signed, but no affair.
Terrible business man and liar.
As it appears the Mango Duce has run out of legal evasions he
will begin his hospital checkin in 10..9...8...
One day man walked by his friend and noticed he looked pretty upset.
He asked his friend, "what's up?"
The friend says, "I hate it when someone corrects my grammar!"
His friend replies, " I know, she's a wonderful woman."
After the ballet skirt was invented days were
spent coming up with a name.
Finally, they put tu and tu together.
I have a tip for Cheeto Mussolini to disguise his sleeping in the halls of Justice.
When I was in Ranger School sleep deprivation was a deliberate tactic used by cadre. In classroom instruction you would get caught because, as you nodded off, you would drop your pencil. Gazillion pushups followed.
I learned to tie my pencil to my wrist with some dummy cord. Problem solved.
Dummy cord would apply greatly to Chump.
So yesterday I went into
a big retail store and, when walking down the aisle I cut my arm on the side of one of their shelves.
It wasn't a bad cut, but deep enough to start bleeding pretty good. I acknowledge my old skin is as thin as a sheet of MAGA lies, but I did go to a clerk and request a bandaid and also point out the sharp edge.
Apparently I interrupted their phone time because she responded, "oh, yeah, it happens to me all the time."
I located a bandaid.
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