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kairos12
kairos12's Journal
kairos12's Journal
March 7, 2024
A man told a friend that he was trying to teach his
4yr old son Spanish, but he doesn't even know to say please yet.
His friend replied: that's poor for four.
De nada.
March 7, 2024
Once upon a time
a man walked into his house and asked his wife “what are you burning for dinner?”
A bit later he discovered it was his possessions.
March 6, 2024
Eating too much
cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pi is ok because the sin of pi is always zero.
March 2, 2024
Once upon a time in
the late 1880s a man went to visit his tobacconist only to discover the shop was now a haberdashery.
Alas, clothes, but no cigar.
March 2, 2024
Quick exit strategy
Most of the time one can evade talking to MAGA krazies.
If you find yourself in a situation where this is difficult (crazy uncle) just say you don’t understand them because you don’t speak Russian.
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