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kairos12

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December 1, 2022

It's inappropriate for anyone other than

a dad to tell a "dad" joke.

It's a faux pa.

December 1, 2022

If you have time listen to Keith Olbermann's most recent

podcast-#86.

He discusses the recent release of documents that shows how Shrub lied repeatedly to the 9/11 Commission.

Never forget Shrub's incompetence.

I think he still might be the worst President, that's saying something after 7 years of the Orange Bloviator.

November 30, 2022

I have a legal request of the Special Counsel

When you deliver the arrest warrants to the Orange Bag of Pus please write them asbestos and deliver to the porch of Mar de Disgrace in a flaming bag of dog shit.

Not asking for much, really.

November 30, 2022

Little known fact

Before there were crowbars, crows just drank at home.

Now, let the Raven begin.



November 30, 2022

The Christmas Spirit

Tonight I read someone remarks that went like this:

" I love the Christmas spirit, the twinkling lights, the music, the person in front of me saying to her husband we can give your cousin a bag of dogshit for all I care."



November 29, 2022

So a guy takes his laptop to the repair shop.

The worker there asks him what's the problem?

The man responds my computer's drunk.

The worker asks, how's that possible.

The man replies, I caught it taking screen shots.

November 29, 2022

Hobbs stinks at "cheating"

https://www.yahoo.com/now/cochise-county-supervisors-prove-katie-140036365.html

snip:

Cochise County is heavily Republican.According to records on the county’s website, Republican Juan Ciscomani received nearly 14,000 more votes than Democrat Kirsten Engle in their race for Arizona’s 6th congressional district.Likewise, Republican Tom Horne received 9,000 more votes than Democrat Kathy Hoffman in the contest for Superintendent of Public Instruction.

If the supervisors were to refuse to certify their election results and, as the law provides, “disenfranchise all of the voters in Cochise County”, Democrats would have enough votes from the other 14 counties to win both of those races.

All Katie Hobbs’ office has to do to make that happen is turn a blind eye. Don’t file a lawsuit. Don’t do anything.

Hobbs prevents MAGA from stepping on rakes.

Shame.


November 28, 2022

One day a MAGA cop spotted

a car with progressive messages all over it.

The cop, now outraged, cranked up the siren and turned on the lights. He pulled along side the offending car and screamed, “pullover!”

“No,” replied the driver, “cardigan.”

November 28, 2022

It goes like this:

Me: I have a joke but I may have told you it before.

Wife: Is it funny?

Me: Yeah.

Wife: Than you haven’t.

November 27, 2022

What's the difference between

Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

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