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A joke to help ease today's tensions....

One Saturday night at 8 o'clock in the evening just outside a small town in Kentucky, there is a knock at the door at an old farm house. The owner, an old woman wearing an old pink housecoat answers the door.

"Who the hell are you?" She yells at the weary visiter standing at her door.

"I'm Congressman Paul Ryan, and my car broke down 5 miles up the road. Can you give me a place to sleep for the night?".

"Well..." The old woman says, " I really have no room in my house, but you could sleep in my barn. It's nice and warm, but you'll have to share it with my 3 pigs and 2 goats...and they are smelly disgusting creatures."

Ryan says "That's fine. I'm so tired I can sleep anywhere tonight."

So the old woman makes him a comfy bed in the barn and she goes back in the house and goes back to bed.

About 9 pm, there is a loud knock at the door. It's Paul Ryan again.

"You were right" He says. "Those animals are too smelly and discusting. Can I please sleep in the house.

The old woman makes him a bed on the floor in the living room and he goes right to sleep.

About 10 pm, there is another loud knock at the door.

It is Senator Mitch McConnell

"My car broke down up the road aways. Can I have a bed for the night?"

"Well..." The old woman says, " I really have no room in my house, but you could sleep in my barn. It's nice and warm, but you'll have to share it with my 3 pigs and 2 goats...and they are smelly disgusting creatures."

McConnell says "That's fine. I'm so tired I can sleep anywhere tonight."

So the old woman makes him a comfy bed in the barn and she goes back in the house and goes to bed.

Around 11 pm, there's loud knocking at the door once again. It's Senator McConnell.

You were right" He says. "Those animals are too smelly and discusting. Can I please sleep in the house.

The old woman makes him a bed on the floor in the kitchen and he goes right to sleep.

About midnight, there is another loud knock at the door.

This time its Donald Trump.

"My car broke down up the road...no cell service....terrible place... Sad! Can I have a bed for the night?"

Well..." The old woman says, " I really have no room in my house, but you could sleep in my barn. It's nice and warm, but you'll have to share it with my 3 pigs and 2 goats...and they are smelly disgusting creatures."

Trump says " This is nothing like Trump tower but I don't sleep much and it will be for only a few hours.

So the old woman makes yet another comfy bed in the barn (which Trump complains about) and she goes back in the house and goes back to bed.

Around 1 am, there is frantic Knocking at the door once again.








The old woman answers the door.....










Standing there are 3 pigs and 2 goats...............



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