On Bernie Sanders:

Stern: "You would say a policy ... and the next day he would go 'Well, free college for everyone!' It's almost like when you run for fifth grade class: 'I'll give you free everything! Chocolate milk for everyone! And more recess!' And then it makes you look like you're a stick in the mud."

Clinton: "And then when you say, wait a minute, where's the money going to come from, you get: 'Are you against free college?' Yeah, I know."

Some things never change.