GOP's 'New Deal' slogan ...

"An assault rifle in every pot"

Beauty and Art: Pre Raphaelites

Memopause - Common repub symptoms

Do you have Memopause? Is the repub memo your problem?
Are you experiencing any 5 of the following symptoms?

Hot Flashes
Night Sweats
Mood Swings
Fatigue
Hair Loss
Difficulty Concentrating - Did he say military parade?
Memory Lapses
Dizziness
Weight Gain
Incontinence
Bloating
Irregular Heartbeat
Depression
Anxiety
Irritability
Panic Disorder - AKA as Nunes tremors
Headaches - gnashing of teeth - What to do about Dreamers?
Joint Pain - take an aspirin, Dr. Sessions
Burning Tongue - due to lying
Electric Shocks - delivered by Paul Ryan, in the cloak room
Digestive Problems - Just stop looking at trump
Gum Problems - Trey Gowdy disease, he looks like chewed gum
Muscle Tension - Melania Syndrome
Itchy Skin - Mitch McConnell eczema
Tingling Extremities - Oh no
Night terrors - including seeing trump in a clown costume while dreaming
Running around aimlessly looking for something, anything to make it go away

My parallel political universe:

Jill Wine-Banks and Richard Painter would hook up and have a love child named Hillary Rodham Wine Banks Painter. Hillary would run for President of the United States in 2020 and win in a landslide of popular votes - electoral college no longer exists. No one could impugn her honesty, integrity, or service to the country or to women of the world. And then humanity would have a decent crack at solving the worlds problems.

Hey Nunes

My fact check of trump SOTU

May I quote Dr. Suess - "STINK, STANK, STUNK"

Please, no more political family dynasties

Joe Kennedy was great but what we really need to represent Dems are regular folks, rising up from the people, stories everyone can relate to, individuals that have made something of themselves on their own.

Sorry, but all the Dems need to walk out!

How can they all sit and listen to one more lie? Do it for us.

Fat bastard is still droning away

... where is the guy with the shoes?

Question: Does anyone trust trump with this memo?

He is probably on the RED phone to Russia spilling the beans on our methods and sources. Now he has the names so he and putin can target those who risk their lives to keep us safe. Makes me disgusted at the repubs that are enabling all of this.