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You know what TRUMP will get in England, at least I hope? IGNORED, because football's coming home!

Being ignored would be the worst possible result, and it may happen given World Cup results. If indeed football's coming home, then bollocks to Trump!
Posted by Still In Wisconsin | Tue Jul 10, 2018, 03:51 PM (5 replies)

Here are ten things I would rather do than watch Trump's announcement:

1. Have a root canal
2. Listen to Creed at full volume
3. Calculus
4. Relive being rejected for prom twice in one day
5. Relive prom (my eventual date threw up on me)
6. Eat glass
7. Dress like MC Hammer in public (I am a middle aged white guy)
8. Wear pants four sizes too small
9. Wear a meat suit to the dog park
10. Cheer for the Chicago Bears
Posted by Still In Wisconsin | Mon Jul 9, 2018, 07:49 PM (22 replies)

The remaining TRUMP supporters are an overlapping Venn diagram comprised of three groups I think:

Win at any cost (literally ANY cost) Republicans, racists/misogynists, and dumbasses who get all their news from Fox/Hannity/Limbaugh. I believe this includes those in Congress who either openly support TRUMP, appease him, or refuse to vote against him on bills.

Did I miss anyone?
Posted by Still In Wisconsin | Wed Jun 13, 2018, 10:23 AM (6 replies)

I was just disinvited from my niece's high school graduation because MAGA!

My Trump-humping brother in law just disinvited me from his daughter's graduation because of my (and my two daughters) refusal to praise The Donald for "all of the great things he's doing for people of faith." Really, I wish I was kidding. He and his wife are MAGAChristians and they don't want us spoiling their daughter's day... as if we were going to bring up politics (we weren't obviously). My wife will go and represent our family (it's her brother) and I will stay home with the girls.

So, Donald, I finally have something to thank you for... you got me out of what would have been a miserable afternoon, and instead I get to go to a movie with my girls. Thanks, buddy!
Posted by Still In Wisconsin | Fri Jun 8, 2018, 10:15 PM (42 replies)

Good grief, I just saw an "Ivanka 2024" bumper sticker on the way in to work.

I will now go to the bathroom and vomit.
Posted by Still In Wisconsin | Fri Jun 1, 2018, 09:06 AM (40 replies)

So, at what do my fellow DUers put the odds of TRUMP tweeting in support of Roseanne in, say,

the next 48 hours? You know he wants to. Oh boy, does he want to.

I put it at about 2:1. Opinions?
Posted by Still In Wisconsin | Tue May 29, 2018, 06:18 PM (2 replies)

So in the end, what happens to Nunes?

Does he get voted out in November, go on to host some late night hate radio show like Ollie North, and generally fade into oblivion? Does he get convicted of crimes against his country and go to federal prison? Does he get a Trump pardon? Does he die under suspicious circumstances when the Russians decide he's no longer of value? Does he successfully save Trump from his misdeeds and go down in history as a key player in the creation of an American monarchy?

Whatever happens to that weasle-y little shithead I hope it hurts. Interested to see what others think!
Posted by Still In Wisconsin | Wed May 23, 2018, 12:25 PM (13 replies)

So if you could pick one of them to go down hard other than TRUMP who would it be?

I would choose Nunes. I just hate that stupid, smug little fucker. Honorable mentions to little Lord Jahhr-Uhhd and Princess Ivahhhnkah
Posted by Still In Wisconsin | Fri May 18, 2018, 04:26 PM (47 replies)

Oh my gawd, Giuliani is a hoot! I hope Cheeto NEVER fires him!

His clownish incompetence is both useful and hee-haw-hilarious!!
Posted by Still In Wisconsin | Wed May 2, 2018, 09:32 PM (14 replies)

A reminder to all DU runners re: Paul Ryan as he leaves: he's done one of the lamest things

ANY runner can do: lied about his race times! And by lied, I mean REALLY lied! The dude claimed to have run a sub- 3 marathon. Turns out he hasn't even gone sub-four hours. Pretty lame, Eddie Munster!

Posted by Still In Wisconsin | Thu Apr 12, 2018, 05:14 PM (8 replies)
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