Being ignored would be the worst possible result, and it may happen given World Cup results. If indeed football's coming home, then bollocks to Trump!

1. Have a root canal
2. Listen to Creed at full volume
3. Calculus
4. Relive being rejected for prom twice in one day
5. Relive prom (my eventual date threw up on me)
6. Eat glass
7. Dress like MC Hammer in public (I am a middle aged white guy)
8. Wear pants four sizes too small
9. Wear a meat suit to the dog park
10. Cheer for the Chicago Bears

Win at any cost (literally ANY cost) Republicans, racists/misogynists, and dumbasses who get all their news from Fox/Hannity/Limbaugh. I believe this includes those in Congress who either openly support TRUMP, appease him, or refuse to vote against him on bills.

Did I miss anyone?

My Trump-humping brother in law just disinvited me from his daughter's graduation because of my (and my two daughters) refusal to praise The Donald for "all of the great things he's doing for people of faith." Really, I wish I was kidding. He and his wife are MAGAChristians and they don't want us spoiling their daughter's day... as if we were going to bring up politics (we weren't obviously). My wife will go and represent our family (it's her brother) and I will stay home with the girls.

So, Donald, I finally have something to thank you for... you got me out of what would have been a miserable afternoon, and instead I get to go to a movie with my girls. Thanks, buddy!

I will now go to the bathroom and vomit.

the next 48 hours? You know he wants to. Oh boy, does he want to.

I put it at about 2:1. Opinions?

Does he get voted out in November, go on to host some late night hate radio show like Ollie North, and generally fade into oblivion? Does he get convicted of crimes against his country and go to federal prison? Does he get a Trump pardon? Does he die under suspicious circumstances when the Russians decide he's no longer of value? Does he successfully save Trump from his misdeeds and go down in history as a key player in the creation of an American monarchy?

Whatever happens to that weasle-y little shithead I hope it hurts. Interested to see what others think!

I would choose Nunes. I just hate that stupid, smug little fucker. Honorable mentions to little Lord Jahhr-Uhhd and Princess Ivahhhnkah

His clownish incompetence is both useful and hee-haw-hilarious!!

ANY runner can do: lied about his race times! And by lied, I mean REALLY lied! The dude claimed to have run a sub- 3 marathon. Turns out he hasn't even gone sub-four hours. Pretty lame, Eddie Munster!

https://www.runnersworld.com/newswire/paul-ryan-has-not-run-sub-300-marathon