ANY runner can do: lied about his race times! And by lied, I mean REALLY lied! The dude claimed to have run a sub- 3 marathon. Turns out he hasn't even gone sub-four hours. Pretty lame, Eddie Munster!

https://www.runnersworld.com/newswire/paul-ryan-has-not-run-sub-300-marathon

also known as the local NRA group is shitting themselves over last night’s election results. They meet at the library near my place and from the conversations I am overhearing you would believe that our newest Supreme Court Justice is on her way to their residences to personally seize their beloved firearms.