The Potty Party

Yes, this is what they've finally sunk to. The party of Abe Lincoln, Theodore Rooseveldt and Dwight Eisenhower has just nominated a candidate who boasts about the size of his dick in a political debate. GOP elected officials across the country are busy passing laws so they can inspect your genitals in the bathroom. Their new campaign slogan?

"It's my potty and I'll pry if I want to."