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Trump, you're a lame-dick President.

You've suffered a humiliating and disappointing premature ejection.
You're losing your potency.
Your flaccid campaign fell flat.
We're pissed off and you're pissed on.
No longer will you give us the shaft.
No longer can you screw us.
Urine big trouble, dude.


We needed a word for this garbage. Here you go!
Posted by lagomorph777 | Mon Nov 9, 2020, 02:39 PM (5 replies)

Rudy's Spinal Tap moment.

Next stop on the Trumpocalypse Tour, Rudy will be the opening act for a puppet show on Ryker's Island.

Emperor Mitch has ceded lots of power to the Executive Branch. For example, cabinet confirmations..

...are now optional. Joe should just appoint everybody he wants and move forward. Mitch can whine all he wants.
Posted by lagomorph777 | Wed Nov 4, 2020, 02:16 PM (9 replies)

My rage is sharp ice; yours is hot steel

They thought they could own us; grabbed all they could steal
Now I slash in the shadows; you smash in the sun
The forces of darkness will regret what they've done.

538 has Biden back up to +10.7% this morning. (edited due to even more increase!)

Cue the "Pretend we're losing by 10 points! Crawl under a rock and die!" posts. Despair kills enthusiasm and stifles action. Rejoice, people. Take this encouragement and get yourself and everybody you trust, to the polls, in whatever form that takes in your state.

President Plague Bearer's Problem:

Do privatized prisons provide pre-existing protections?

He will find this question to be very pertinent.
Posted by lagomorph777 | Wed Oct 7, 2020, 12:13 PM (0 replies)

It's Miller Time! (says COVID)

I can't think of a more deserving person to get COVID, than Steven Goebbels Miller.

May he spend the rest of his days with miserable lingering aftereffects, sleeping on a concrete floor, eating moldy bread and drinking from a toilet.
Posted by lagomorph777 | Wed Oct 7, 2020, 08:28 AM (6 replies)

Trump has finally sprung his long-dreaded October Surprise.

I voted early yesterday first time ever (dropped off my ballot)!

Thanks to everybody turning out in 2019, we've flipped the legislature in VA, and early/absentee/mail voting is now legalized. For the first time in my long life, I was able to vote early. It was nerve-wracking to figure out all the processes and make sure I got every single detail right, but well worth the effort.

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