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June 30, 2017

What do you think Joe Scarborough should say (if anything) to defend his fiancee?

He will be on his show tomorrow. He will look at the camera and have a message for Donald Trump. What should he say?

June 11, 2017

Cowardly Trump, too scared to man-up and visit UK because the British hate his guts.

Donald Trump has told Theresa May in a phone call he does not want to go ahead with a state visit to Britain until the British public supports him coming.

The US president said he did not want to come if there were large-scale protests and his remarks in effect put the visit on hold for some time.

The call was made in recent weeks, according to a Downing Street adviser who was in the room. The statement surprised May, according to those present.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/11/donald-trump-state-visit-to-britain-put-on-hold

June 9, 2017

Exclusive: Trump's official leak complaint has been leaked. Here it is:

Dear Sir,

On behalf of the president of the United States, I would like to file a leak complaint. These leaks have occurred while President Trump was on a recent overseas trip and at the Oval Office with Russian visitors. On several occasions, the president's Depends incontinence underwear have leaked, and as a result he has had to miss important engagements. You may remember that he had to suddenly return to his hotel in Israel, after arriving from the Middle East. Please make whatever adjustments are necessary to help make America Great Again and forward monies directly to Eric Trump's fund to help children in order to avoid bigly bad publicity.

Sincerely,

Marc Kasowitz

June 7, 2017

Two things pertinent to Comey if he was Lieutenant Columbo investigating a murder

Suppose Lieutenant Columbo is investigating a murder. What would he do and how does that relate to Comey's behavior?

First he tells the number one suspect: "You are not under investigation," at least in the early stages of the investigation.

Second, suppose the suspect complains about Columbo or tries to unduly influence him or bribe him. Nothing changes - Columbo doesn't book him for bribery or trying to obstruct justice - that would be ridiculous. He has bigger fish to fry.

June 6, 2017

Wanna hear a really racist joke?

Some of the best Trump jokes from the net (WARNING - Some are politically incorrect):


Q: Wanna hear a racist joke?
A: Donald Trump.

Q: What’s the difference between God and Donald Trump?
A: God doesn’t think he’s Donald Trump.

Q: What's the difference between Donald Trump and a sewage plant?
A: Nothing they're both full of crap!

Q: Why isn't it surprising that Donald Trump wanted to be President of the United States?
A: Because it's not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home!

Q: What do Donald Trump and an adult film star have in common?
A: They are both experts at switching positions in front of a camera.

Q: What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegal immigrants?
A: He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


http://www.quickfunnyjokes.com/trump.html

June 1, 2017

A dying president just committed suicide

Overwhelmingly, even in America, the people supported the Paris agreement. only 17% support pulling out, according to a recent Yougov/Huffpost poll.

Overwhelmingly the media is going to trash Trump over his decision.

Overwhelmingly business leaders are going to contradict his claim that pulling out is good for jobs and the economy.

Overwhelmingly, other world leaders are going to create more unfavorable headlines about Trump's decision.

Overwhelmingly, the tide has turned and the American people are now concerned about climate change. Trump has zero intellectual credibility in the minds of most voters to be making a decision with worldwide implications.

This, combined with a push for other very unpopular policies, such as Trumpcare, massive tax cut for the rich, while gutting safety net programs, and the travel ban, plus RussiaGate, mean Trump just keeps cutting his own throat.

Prediction - he will be polling in the mid-thirties by next week.




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