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November 13, 2018

Trump Tweet: Let me throw the secret service under the bus

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1062371844836261891

By the way, when the helicopter couldn’t fly to the first cemetery in France because of almost zero visibility, I suggested driving. Secret Service said NO, too far from airport & big Paris shutdown. Speech next day at American Cemetery in pouring rain! Little reported-Fake News!
November 13, 2018

New Trump Tweet: We fully know about the North Korea sites

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1062391577807601664

The story in the New York Times concerning North Korea developing missile bases is inaccurate. We fully know about the sites being discussed, nothing new - and nothing happening out of the normal. Just more Fake News. I will be the first to let you know if things go bad!
November 9, 2018

Need a cardiologist to read an EKG - can anyone on DU help?

PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM NOT ASKING FOR MEDICAL ADVICE. I AM TRYING TO CONNECT WITH A CARDIOLOGIST WHO CAN GIVE A FEW MINUTES TO BRIEFLY LOOK AT AN EKG.

I have an EKG that lasts several hours. It has some very strange looking features to it. This may be part of a legal case on behalf of an elderly family member who had to go to ICU after a study that went wrong. I would like a cardiologist to take a look at the EKG and to tell us if there was something wrong going on because we have not been able to get answers from her doctors. If there is a problem we will pay a cardiologist for a detailed report. Are you a cardiologist or do you have a cardiologist in the family or as a friend who could help? If so, please PM me. Thank you.

November 1, 2018

This is my plan to help Trump have more control of the media.

A media organization needs to contact Trump and say, "We give up! We want you to tell us what to write about you, so there is no more fake news. We apologize for anything fake that we have written before. Come into our office to put the record straight."

Trump meets the editor and tells him how tremendous his policies are, that his wall will be tremendous, that his policies to separate children from parents and take away healthcare are all tremendous, how Trump is the most tremendous president ever, how the economy is the best it has ever been, how space force will be like a George Lucas movie, etc. It will be a six hour interview. There's a lot to write.

As Trump leaves he says, "I am glad you started taking me seriously, and I look forward to seeing you print the truth for once."

"Don't worry President," says the editor. "We are the Onion, and we realized our own writers can't make up hilarious bullshit as well as you can. You have given us enough material to last six months. Our readers will laugh more than they ever have done before!"




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