You can't have it both ways

Well, a lot of people actually do, but it's entirely based on self-interest.

Listen, I know we're considered enemies but I'm here to help

Attention LuckyCharms: Urgent message!

This dog is serious about workouts

As if the trees weren't beautiful enough

I realize the snowfall in California has been problematic in many ways. But there are moments of tranquility and beauty to be found amid the chaos.


https://twitter.com/Gabriele_Corno/status/1629770215687847936

Bubble blower junior

This joke bites!

He came, he saw, he tooted his own horn

It's ALWAYS the same old song and dance with Trump the MAGAlomaniac!

https://twitter.com/TristanSnell/status/1628945213761675264

BREAKING: Man causes toxic catastrophe, brings victims old inventory of product from a long-defunct company of his, eats at a McDonalds, passes out cheap hats made in China, signs autographs, and tells people “have fun, everybody.”


Now, here's what really matters to him:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1628916098086174721

Ichiro Suzuki, criminally underrated career

Check out some of these facts and figures. He was one of the all-time greats!

https://twitter.com/BRWalkoff/status/1628519039365529600

https://twitter.com/BRWalkoff/status/1628519172878508040

https://twitter.com/BRWalkoff/status/1628526287265439745

https://twitter.com/BRWalkoff/status/1628526439388651521


https://twitter.com/PeterHingle/status/1628640921515438080

That's water coming out of the faucet. It's really black and white.

See what I mean?