I have a dream.

When these Republican dirtbags are finally driven from office, prosecutors from sea to shining sea will be itching to have a go at them for all the legally actionable slimy things they did while in office.

Something you won't see in your mailbox anytime soon.

From: {Congressperson}
To: My constituents
Re: Gun rights

As you know, recent tragic incidents have led to calls for bans of certain types of firearms or even for all firearms. Those of you who have followed my career know that I am an unflinching advocate of the principle that that the rights of all Americans to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. I am also an advocate of the principle that an armed populace is a guarantee of safety and law and order. I firmly believe that "good guys with guns" are the bedrock of civil tranquility.

To emphasize my support for these principles, I make the following pledge: anyone bearing arms, whether openly or concealed is now welcome to all of my public events: town halls, campaign speeches, prayer breakfasts, whatever might be. There will be no metal detectors, no x-rays, no frisking, and all security personnel will be specifically directed to allow everyone entering events to maintain possession of any types of firearms they see fit to bring in.

I'm looking forward to seeing you all at my events soon, and with everyone there armed, it'll be a sure thing that they will be safe, secure, and civil. Bring the kids!

Once again, it's time to consider repealing the 2nd Amendment.

Let's face it, the gun lobby will fight us tooth and nail if we try to put in place even the most superficial restrictions, like, say, "limiting" high capacity clips to 40 rounds. Why not pick a cause that people can really rally around instead of the weak-tea proposals we usually hear about?

Jared Kushner vs. Damien Thorn

So, if there's a major spectacle of a military parade scheduled...

...what kinds of acts of civil disobedience can you imagine could disrupt it?

Just got back from the Chewbacchus parade here in NOLA

Low-budget amateur parade with a sci-fi theme. Enormous energy and creativity and big turnout.

This is the real America — diverse, multicultural, exuberant, irreverent. Those evil little men with their shriveled and twisted souls can kiss our asses.

And so far, not one stinkin’ MAGA hat seen anywhere.