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Duncanpup

Duncanpup's Journal
Duncanpup's Journal
August 13, 2021

Trump had his dna tested , read on Twitter

It came back as a stool sample

August 12, 2021

Boys and I took Duncan pup to park to swim

Once again boys and man have to climb in to stream so mister fifteen month old pup he is not bold we laugh saying Duncan is like guys I could get water in my noses and drown fellas.

And then duncan sees the ducks and geese after he realizes he will not drown and he can swim. And the boys and dad smile as Duncan swims I told my guys Duncan is identifying as a duck , and he follows the geese and ducks as they swim. I said to my boys well fellas he is a golden retriever water sporting dog, I just enjoy times as these Du community.

August 10, 2021

Humor discussion this morning is mandatory vaccines violating constitutional rights for the troops

I’m listening to the maga members chatter over yard radio. Now everyone involved in this conversation has never served except one dude and I on this shift in the yard , he was a red leg cool dude politically thinks as I do. He just pulled up next to me in yard horse and said are you gonna tell them or should i, when you enlist you give up all constitutional rights , I’m not getting involved I told him. these people live in a alternate reality.

August 9, 2021

So my wife and I were driving past a farm.

And as we passed the farm we both saw a herd of pigs, I said look their is some of your relatives. She replies yup in laws.

August 9, 2021

I heard the street sweepers Union went out on strike

They’re demanding broad sweeping reform.

It’s all I got all the other Union jokes I know are dirty will keep it clean on a Monday , came in today 05:00 overtime and I have yet to play Union yard jockey, the computers are down. So I was productive I drove yard horse to food truck got a sandwich and a coffee , That was maybe .75 in miles so I’m practicing safe driving.

August 8, 2021

In the car i asked my wife why do you always talk to yourself

She replied I only take expert advice.

August 8, 2021

Vets tell me something that you would remembered by with those you served, me land nav.

Yea my wife got hit on Facebook this morning my last name is Eastern European and and it’s not common. The message was do you know so and so and if so ask him if he still sucks at land navigation, and if so tell him to call me.

It has been what thirty five years since I land nav from that cornfield to the Hardee’s drive through in Fayetteville yet when it was time to navigate always at night it seemed , my airborne infantry platoon brothers were always vocal.

With words like awww come on sarge don’t let the pollack do it we’re going to once again be pulling a Moses and wandering around and my ETS is two years away I need that DD214 sarge or a question to me how in the fuck did you get your EIB, I’d respond back hey shut your lips I found the DZ from the bird I got it under control.

So tell me vets what you would be remembered by from fellow service members that you served with. I’ll call my friend later he lives in Alaska and it seems he is still a sarcastic asshole.

August 8, 2021

I just threw a jar of Hellman's mayonnaise at my son

He said what the Hellman.

August 8, 2021

Naltrexone for my alcoholism it works , and dejoy keeps fuqing around with post office

Medicine is campral and naltrexone it is called Sinclair Method it works for me and I’ll take it no questions asked . My ninety day supply finally arrived yesterday six days late , you try and be proactive and order early , it tells you that it is to early to refill scripts. So towards the end I use pill cutter to try extend them and cut them into two , yea fuqing dejoy.

August 8, 2021

How are women like bacon advice to our teenage sons

They both look taste and smell amazing , they also slowly kill you.

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