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February 18, 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant: fork over $364 million, you fraudulent fuck



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/fork-over-364-million-you-fraudulent

Note: Tiedrich's regular Saturday rant "This Week in Stupid" will run tomorrow because the latest happenings mentioned here take precedence over the weekly stuff.

so, the shit finally hit the fan. yesterday afternoon, Judge Engoron dropped the hammer and found Little Donny Fuckface, his two shithole sons — Individual-1 Junior and The Dumb One — and skeevy accountant Allen Weisselberg liable to the tune of 364 million bucks.

additionally, Trump is forbidden from heading any New York-based corporation for three years, and is forbidden from receiving loans from New York banks.

I don’t know what happened here. Donny had a foolproof strategy of acting like a childish asshole during the trial — sighing, waving his arms, keeping up a running commentary, and occasionally bolting from the courtroom — and somehow all this failed to charm the judge. maybe it was all the times Trump called Engoron a socialist maniac that failed to win the day. or maybe it’s simply that Donny is a life-long conman and fraudster, and he finally got caught. settle in as we explore the shit-blizzard of financial ruin that’s about to bury Trump.

first of all, the cash Trump has to come up with is a lot more than $364 mil. it’s actually closer to $450 million. you see, interest on the judgement accrues from when the fraud occurred — not from the time of the trial. so Trump is already on the hook for interest going back years.
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Bonus visual, courtesy of Jeff Tiedrich:


There's so much in today's rant, but I'm only allowed to post the first 4 paragraphs. So please click on the link and read the rest of this post. It's very smart, entertaining and there's no extra charge for Tiedrich's sprinkling of f-bombs!



February 16, 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant: holy shit, Comer Fudd's star witness just got arrested for lying to the FBI



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/holy-shit-comer-fudds-star-witness

the news just keeps getting worse for Comer Fudd, the beady-eyed dipshit whose goal in life as House Oversight Chair is to impeach Joe Biden.

yesterday, Alexander Smirnov — holy fuck, now there’s a Bond Villain name if ever there was one — was merrily going about his business, traipsing through Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas, when he was surrounded by a bunch of FBI agents who were all nah bro, you’re not getting on that plane — in fact, guess who these handcuffs are for.

why does this suck for Corn Pone Jimmy? because Smirnov was Comer’s star impeachment witness, and he got nailed for inventing all the “evidence” he gave to Comer.

Smirnov, you see, is the dude who first claimed that Burisma founder Mykola Zlochevsky gave $5 million bribes to both Joe and Hunter Biden — and Smirnov supposedly had the evidence to prove it — making Smirnov ground zero for the whole impeachment story. except now it turns out that Smirnov made all that shit up and lied to the FBI about it — and it turns out the FBI really fucking hates it when you lie to them.
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This story just gets better and better. But I can't make it fit into 4 paragraphs, so please click on the link to read the rest. It's another classic Tiedrich rant! Funny, smart, and a few f-bombs thrown in.

Happy Friday, my friends!

February 15, 2024

Will Joe Biden save the SS United States? Its supporters are making their case.

Caretakers of the SS United States hope to transcend partisan politics and get the president or Congress to champion their ship.



Philadelphia Inquirer link: https://www.inquirer.com/news/ss-united-states-joe-biden-navy-congress-20240215.html

Archived (no paywall) link: https://archive.ph/NMYo0

If you're like me, you probably thought this headline was a metaphor for Biden saving "our American democracy." Am I right? But no. there actually is an oceanliner called the SS United States, and it's in dire condition.

The caretakers of the SS United States, once known as the Queen of the Seas, have sent out an SOS to the highest office in the land as the vessel faces the threat of eviction.

In addition to President Joe Biden, the SS United States Conservancy has sent a plea for help to the U.S. Secretary of the Navy and members of Congress, describing how the ship is “under the imminent threat of eviction and destruction,” appealing to their patriotism.

“Indeed, it would be a global embarrassment if the nation’s Flagship were to face destruction during this time of grave geopolitical uncertainty abroad,” read the three-page letter. It’s the latest effort to find the ship a champion to save it from the scrapyard.

For decades, redevelopers and what would eventually become the conservancy have struggled to repurpose the 1,000-foot vessel that still holds the transatlantic speed record it broke in 1952. Proposals such as making the ship into a cruise line or time-share condos fell by the wayside over the years as financing failed to materialize. Still, the conservancy has always argued the ship is a slice of American history and should be repurposed, saving the ship from destruction on more than one occasion through fundraising efforts.
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If only it weren't already election year ... this is an issue that President Joe Biden could really get behind!

February 13, 2024

Travis Kelce's Debut as a Film Producer Is Also the First Movie Financed by Joe Biden's Green Energy Tax Credits



Variety link: https://variety.com/2024/film/news/travis-kelce-my-dead-friend-zoe-financed-energy-tax-credits-1235908057/

Joe Biden didn’t score an endorsement from Taylor Swift on Super Bowl Sunday, as some had predicted. But her boyfriend Travis Kelce is using the president’s renewable energy tax credits to finance the film “My Dead Friend Zoe.”

The SXSW-bound indie, which stars Natalie Morales, Ed Harris and Morgan Freeman and Sonequa Martin-Green, marks Kelce’s first foray into movies, with the Kansas City Chiefs tight end serving as an executive producer. The investors in the low-budget dark comedy, which include Kelce, are the first to take advantage of 2022’s Inflation Reduction Act to finance a film. (“My Dead Friend Zoe” cost less than $10 million.)

The Inflation Reduction Act, which was passed in August 2022, marks “the single largest investment in climate and energy in American history, enabling America to tackle the climate crisis, advancing environmental justice, securing America’s position as a world leader in domestic clean energy manufacturing and putting the United States on a pathway to achieving the Biden-Harris Administration’s climate goals, including a net-zero economy by 2050,” according to the U.S. Department of Energy’s web site. “My Dead Friend Zoe” used money generated by green energy entrepreneur Mike Field’s sale of surplus tax credits. (Field is also a producer on the film.)

“Hollywood is risky, right? On a scale of one to 10, Hollywood, it is a 9.5. Especially in terms of independent film,” says “My Dead Friend Zoe” producer Ray Maiello, who runs California-based Radiant Media Studios with Field. “These federal tax credits take the risk down to like a five.”
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Maybe Taylor Swift will be cast in a small role?

February 13, 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant: Democrats, wake the fuck up and learn how to fight



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/democrats-wake-the-fuck-up-and-learn

Robert Hur’s biased and unprofessional hit job on Joe Biden didn’t happen in a vacuum. this high-minded mania that Democrats have for allowing themselves to get played by right-wing Special Counsels goes back at least 30 years.

in 1994, the wingnut howler-monkey infrastructure was shrieking for an investgation into a land deal in which Bill and Hillary Clinton lost money. then-Attorney General Janet Reno, wanting to appear all fair-minded and non-partisan and shit, appointed a Republican Special Counsel, Robert Fiske, to head what became known as the Whitewater Investigation.

Fiske concluded that the Clintons had done nothing criminal, but the panel of three ultra-conservative judges who oversaw the Counsel were all fuck no, you useless dick, “innocent” not the answer we’re looking for and — because this is how the Special Counsel thing worked back then, thanks to a law signed by Bill Clinton, who also didn’t want to appear partisan — they fired Fiske and replaced him with pantysniffing prig Kenneth Starr.

Starr, of course, quite famously wasted tens of millions of taxpayer dollars and turned the failed-land-deal investigation into a prosecution and impeachment over a blow job. (fun true fact: did you know that the Starr Report — which was pretty much low-grade pornographic filth from cover to cover — was partially authored by none other than Brett Kavanaugh, the future Supreme Court Justice who was so blackout drunk all the way through prep school and college that he literally has no idea how many women he assaulted? weird how the same shitweasels keep popping up every time there’s fuckery afoot.)
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There's so much more to this rant, but I can't make it fit in 4 paragraphs. It's worth a click to read the rest on Jeff Tiedrich's daily blog "Everyone is Entitled to My Own Opinion."



February 12, 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant: Republicans are a bunch of gutless fucking cowards



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/republicans-are-a-bunch-of-gutless



Marco Rubio went on Jake Tapper’s show yesterday, and he was asked to comment on Little Donny Mobfuck’s boast that he would encourage Russia to attack NATO countries — that Russia could “do whatever the hell they want.”

Rubio forcefully denounced Trump, pointing out that Trump’s threat, if made good on, would embolden a despot, destabilize the world, break treaties and upend a 75-year commitment to defend our allies. he also called Trump a reckless moron who smelled like a butt, and refused to endorse him for president.

ha ha! just kidding! none of that shit happened. in fact, what Rubio did tell Tapper is that Trump was just blowing off steam. lovely deflection there, Senator. no, Trump doesn’t talk like a traditional politician, he talks like a mob boss wanna-be with a fresh load in his diaper.

in fact, you couldn’t find a single Republican willing to criticize Trump. usually, you can’t keep these attention-hungry fuckers off the Sunday shows, but those that weren’t shoving their heads in the sand had their fingers in their ears and were shouting LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU.
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Bonus screenshot:


Lots more on today's Tiedrich blog, with insults for Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz and the NY Times! It's worth a click to read the rest of Tiedrich's rant. I'm just wondering when our US military leaders are going to finally - once and for all time - tell Chump to pound salt.




February 12, 2024

This Pa. activist is the source of false and flawed election claims gaining traction across the country

Spotlight PA link: https://www.spotlightpa.org/news/2024/02/pennsylvania-heather-honey-donald-trump-election-integrity-eric-analysis/

On Jan. 6, 2021, as former President Donald Trump rallied his supporters, he used a statistic that, though false, was making the rounds: "In Pennsylvania, you had 205,000 more votes than you had voters," he screamed, throwing his arms wide open in front of thousands of angry followers. "This is a mathematical impossibility unless you want to say it's a total fraud."

The number appears to be the work of Heather Honey, a Pennsylvania-based "election integrity" investigator whose research has achieved a remarkable level of national salience among the far right, despite being replete with errors. The 205,000 figure, for example, is “false” according to the Department of Justice, and was based on incomplete data the state says can’t be used for this type of analysis. Honey herself has revised the discrepancy downward. While Honey’s current estimate is almost half of what it once was, it’s still inaccurate and the original number is also still routinely cited as fact.

“There were 202,377 MORE ‘votes’ cast, than actual REAL VOTERS THAT VOTED,” reads a November 2023 post on X from a popular rightwing account. It was reposted more than 13,000 times.

Honey has been among the most effective advocates for right-wing election talking points. Time after time, her research has fed into viral allegations about election integrity, fueling conservative pressure campaigns, forcing fact-checkers and public officials to attempt to piece together a more accurate picture and undermining confidence in long-trusted election practices. Often, her conclusions are misleading or based on incomplete information.
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This in-depth analysis on Spotlight PA explains how Heather Honey's false analogies and incorrect calculations led to several US states leaving the ERIC system after the 2020 election. It's worth a click on the OP link to understand Spotlight PA's explanation of the election data with bar charts and line graphs.

February 11, 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant: media, what the fuck are you doing?



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/media-what-the-fuck-are-you-doing

remember when Trump started channeling Hitler, blathering on about how immigrants were “vermin poisoning our blood of our country”? it was a one-day story, and then the press found some other shiny object to fixate on. Trump is still Hitlering at the top of his lungs. ‘vermin poisoning our blood’ is still part of his stump speech. but the press? they’ve moved on. nothing to see here.

remember Project 2025, the Republican plan to end democracy in America and replace it with Trump Rule Forever? it’s totally scary shit, but it’s pretty much only gotten one article in the Washington Post. the rest of the mainstream media hasn’t bothered to take notice. contrast that with what’s going on with the press right now: we’re now in Day 4 of the great freak-out over jOe BiDeN’s AgE.

what legitimately should have been a one-day story — “Joe Biden exonerated in classified documents investigation” — has now grown into a feeding frenzy, all because some rogue MAGA counsel worked himself into a big mad when he couldn’t find anything to charge Sleepy Brandon with, and decided to use his report to make gratuitous and unprofessional judgements about Biden’s acuity.

oh my god, does our lazy press love to have a narrative dropped right the fuck into its lap. so much easier than reporting!
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Today is Super Bowl Sunday, but I'll use a baseball analogy here. I think Tiedrich has knocked it out of the park! He goes on to give several examples of how Chump's disturbing speeches and Xweets get ignored in the US press, but the same press keeps harping on "Joe Biden's age" like it's the 2024 version "Hillary's emails."

Oh my god I'm so sick of this, and I can't believe it's only February. This is a classic Tiedrich rant and I doubt very much that anyone in the media pays attention.

February 8, 2024

Today's Tiedrich rant: these leopards are too fucking incompetent to eat anyone's face



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/these-leopards-are-too-fucking-incompetent

that clownshoes fucktangle of low-wattage underachievers known as the House Republicans had a cunning plan. it went something like this: we’re going to impeach the living shit out of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas and then we’re going to coast to reelection because …

ok, here I have to confess that the logic of this whole enterprise escapes me. I guess because “we impeached this guy you never heard of” looks good in a campaign ad? naturally, the whole dumb-ass plan blew up in their stupid faces — because of course it did. these are House Republicans we’re talking about. what did you expect, competence?



here’s how this impeachment was supposed to go down: Holy Mike Johnson knew he didn’t have enough votes, but he also knew that Democratic Rep Al Green was going to be in the hospital for abdominal surgery on Tuesday, so that’s when Holy Mike scheduled the vote to take place.

recognizing this for the supreme dick move that it was, Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries phoned up Green in the hospital and was all bro get your ass over here for this vote. I’ve called an Uber and Green was all no need, my man, I’m already on my way. I wouldn’t miss this shit for the world. no, seriously.
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There's MUCH more to this rant, but I can't make it fit in 4 paragraphs. Trust me it's worth a click to read the rest on Tiedrich's blog. Tiedrich has some choice insults for Marge Greene and Matt Gaetz, as well as for Speaker Mike Johnson.

Thanks to Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and especially to Rep. Al Green for saving the day!

February 8, 2024

Philly has the largest jump in average cost of car insurance in the country in 2024

The average full-coverage premium costs in the Philadelphia metro area jumped 154% this year from $1,872 to $4,753.



Inquirer link: https://www.inquirer.com/business/car-insurance-premium-increase-philadelphia-2024-20240207.html

Archived (no paywall) link: https://archive.ph/XKbZN

Drivers in the Philadelphia metro area are spending a larger share of their income on car insurance than many in the nation, according to an annual report released this month from Bankrate, a consumer financial services company. On average, Philly drivers are spending $4,753 on their annual car premium, 5.65% of their household income.

According to Bankrate, the average full-coverage premium costs in the Philadelphia metro area — which includes Camden and Wilmington — jumped 154% this year. It is the largest increase of any of the 26 metros examined by Bankrate. Only drivers in the Tampa, Miami, and Detroit metros are spending a larger percentage of their household incomes on their car premium than those in the Philly metro area, according to Bankrate’s analysis.

Nationally, the average cost of full-coverage car insurance has increased 26% since last year, according to the report.

“Almost every state except for one had massive rate increases,” said Shannon Martin, a Bankrate analyst. “It’s just really huge at a time when people are struggling so much.” This year, the average cost of full-coverage car insurance nationwide is $2,543 annually, up $529 from last year.
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Wow! I thought my increase was bad for Pittsburgh, but mine was nothing like that. Talk about greed-flation! There seems to be no stopping the insurance companies from confiscating our money.




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Hey DU friends! Baby boomer here. I became a voter in 1972 when I turned 21, and I've been voting regularly ever since. For a long time I remained independent - always voting for Dem candidates. However that changed in 2008 when I wanted to vote for Hillary Clinton for President. But I live in Pennsylvania where we have closed elections, and my only chance to vote for Hillary was in the Dem primary. So I joined the Democratic Party in 2008, voted for Hillary, and I've never looked back. Barack Obama won the primary in Pennsylvania, as ell as most other states, and I supported him in the general election. It was a different story in 2016 .... You'll never convince me that Chump didn't CHEAT his way into the White House. The worst 4 years in the history of our country ensued, 2017 to 2020, and the first few days of 2021. We all lived through it and i don't need to explain it now. My goal is to make sure that Chump NEVER gets elected to ANYTHING again. Not even Dogcatcher of West Palm Beach FL. Whether he goes to prison is not up to me - but he must be CONVICTED of his crimes and PREVENTED from running for office again. Better yet - he should be in prison or six-feet-under. You get me? I love the cooperation, optimism and can-do spirit of Democratic Underground. We're a community of liberal-minded Americans and we know how to share our stories constructively and pro-actively. Let's all pitch in and get this job done. There has never been a more important election that right now, this year. Democrats everywhere MUST WIN. Joe Biden must win FOUR MORE YEARS!
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