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Name: Kathy Hinsman
Gender: Female
Hometown: Pittsburgh PA
Home country: USA
Current location: Pittsburgh
Member since: Sat Feb 18, 2017, 01:16 PM
Number of posts: 13,509

Journal Archives

December 27 - Happy birthday Rep. Abby Finkenauer (D) IA-1st



Posting early because I'm away from my computer for the rest of the week.



December 26 - Happy birthday Governor Steve Sisolak (D) NV



Posting early because I'm away from my computer for the rest of the week.



December 23rd - Happy birthday Rep. Dave Loebsack (D) IA-2nd




December 21 - Happy Birthday Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D) CA-19th



John McCain's revenge



Somebody in my family nailed me



I have 8 brothers and sisters. Which one of 'em spilled the beans?

Adults only - no children allowed - Bad Santas on the prowl

I warned you!








(this one isn't bad, just incompetent)




(OK how many people are offended by this?)


(is that Willie Nelson?)




(this one might have been used in an ad)


December 17 - Happy Birthday Rep. Donald Payne Jr. (D) NJ-10th



We all have that ONE sister!



Actually I have 6 sisters, any of which could have spoiled the Santa photo.
But usually it was one of my 2 brothers that did it.

Here's another joke

MARRIAGE IN HEAVEN

A young Catholic couple, on their way to get married, are involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

With marriage being on their mind, the first question they asked St. Peter was, “Can we get married in heaven?”

St. Peter said, “Let me go find out.”

The couple waited. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if their marriage didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After three months, St. Peter finally returns, looking completely bedraggled.

“Yes,” he informs the couple, “you can get married in Heaven.”

“Great!” replied the couple, “But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. “Oh, come on!”, he shouted, “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?”


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