Donorrhea: its cause and possible cure!

Diagnosis:
Your hearing may be reduced to almost nothing. Your eyes may start to water unendingly. Your voice may soften or seemingly disappear. Some others can't understand you. You seem lethargic, uncaring, depressed and may lose the will to do much of anything.

Donorrhea - somewhat rare, but unfortunately since 2016 has become a more common communically expulsive, predominantly oral disease usually spread [currently by mouth] by Republicans in particular and to a large extent, members of the media and co-mingling groups of irresponsible, deplorably ignorant followers. There are alleged stories it was started by a TV Reality Show Host and popularized in elite, small circles by a Speaker and allegedly, a short, boorish, foreign dictator which he spread to certain politicians.

Originally thought to come from Oriental Food, it's pretty well known the cause is actually getting Donorrhea through the eyes and ears.

Recommendation: take a rump-lax and call your local representative in the morning. If that proves ineffective, according to our main expert, sticking a bright light in the offending orifice (whichever) or snorting Clorox or Lysol could control the problem.

There doesn't seem to be definitive cure at the present time but Pharma Companies are working 24/7, with thoughts and prayers and sparing no public expense to get a cure by at least early 2021

Donorrhea is quite contagious especially in less informed people and particularly people in groups and can be spread easily by sight, hearing and verbal contact with others. According to the the Centers for Donorrhea Control, the most effective suggestion for temporary relief from Donorrhea is to isolate oneself (not just social distance) from all other family, friends, relatives and the general population and especially any electronic media. Shut down your TVs, Phones and Computers for at least the next 5 weeks. The experts say that should show signs Donorrhea is going away and by then will have a better grasp on the Donorrhea Rumpidemic.

Also, with cold weather coming, according to one expert, it should disappear by itself. It will probably be gone sometime around the middle of January.

If it doesn't disappear, experts warn of at least 4 more years of its spread with uncertain, serious and possibly fatal ramifications.