She's one of those musical stars whose material is better than her voice so I was never going to be blown away by her live performance in the first place, but that hydraulic lifting and lowering with boringly-costumed dancers didn't elevate her in the slightest. It was a snoozefest.

So, after all these Super Bowl halftime shows we're still left with:

1- Prince
2- Lady Gaga
3- Dr. Dre, Snoop Dog, Eminem, Mary K. Blige, Kendrick Lamar