___Paulie "three million reasons to collude" Manafort

___Don "I was just there for the orphans" Trump Junior

___Roger "what does a guy have to do to get banned from Twitter?" Stone

___Michael "I lie so much, some of them are still caught in my teeth" Flynn

___Jeff "I make cookies in a hollowed-out tree" Sessions

___Carter "I'm so stupid, it's actually a crime" Page

___Jared "Of course I'm qualified to broker peace in the Middle East" Kushner

___Donald "most presidential ever/no I'm not, YOU'RE fat" Trump

___Hillary Clinton, because I am such a RW'er I can't see the truth even when my ass is bleeding from truth-bites.