I saw a thread about a man dragged from his bed and killed by hyenas

I had to bring my initial reaction here where it is more appropriate:

(Guitar lick) That is a metal as fuck way to die.

As tragic as it is, it is the way a great number of our ancestors died..I would rather be eaten by a pack of giggly demon dogs than spend to next 3 decades trapped in my skull while my body slowly fails. It's more natural.
l

Thanks Timesuckers, I needed that.

Finish the thought.

It's over and the winner is declared!

President? No. Biden won that shit days ago.
This concerns the on going battle of chicken sandwiches between Popeyes, Chik Filla, and late comer to the fight, Wendy's.

I purchased a chicken sandwich from each establishment today. Here's what I found.
Wendy's was the big loser with a smaller breast, lackluster seasoning, overlooked meat and soggy breading. You can do better at home with a deep fryer and you tube video.

Chik filet had a substantial breast. However, the breading was more wet than crispy, my guess is that the oil in the fryer was too cold or the fryer was overloaded, which results in mediocre breading texture either way. Also the flavor was oddly sweet. Not my jam. It also cost a little more than the other ones. It is almost like they charge more to make up for being closed on Sunday. I might try it again at the beginning of lunch rush because the breading was awful but the meat was well cooked and juicy.

And the winner!
POPEYES!
Crispy,crunchy, juicy goodness in every bite. Superior in every way to the competition. If you get the spicy chicken sandwich it is not overwhelmingly hot. The breast is comparable to CF. It is delivered fresh and hot. So crunchy! So little bigotry ! I loved it. I wouldn't change a thing.

3 out 5 stars. (Shout out to my fellow Timesuckers)

Will you laugh or puke? Or laugh till you puke? Not safe for sanity

Everyday

I quietly buy more ammunition.

I feel needed for the first time in a long time.

But those who may need my kind think I am crazy.

I think I will just hole up and look out for my family.

But holler at me you never know.

I
I have never left anyone stranded on the side of the road.


A free form poem for my friends on DU..

Can someone sober change Bret to Trump?

Omfg!

I just realized fucking Mitch McConnell has been our defacto president for the last decade.

I quit drinking when the election was called for Biden

It did not last.

Covid is our Uniter

Strangely, the pandemic has proven that we need both less and more intervention at the federal and state level.

Kind of like the Vanilla Ice movie. He got paid 2 million to make it. Which seems like less yet more than it was worth..

C'mon man!

That nanotech paranoia thread was getting fun. We were going to reach Space Lizard theory in 20 posts!