Transition?

There is nothing to transfer. None of the work has been done in months. Everyone has to kiss Trump's ass, competent staffers were replaced by loyalists ages ago. No one does anything without his say so. And he doesn't know what they are supposed to be doing except fluffing his flaccid ego. Joe needs to start from scratch.

What's your favorite ww2 aircraft?

The B 17 is my favorite bomber. The p 51 mustang and the p 61 black widow are almost tied for fighter/bombers. The winner is the night fighting Black Widow.
My favorite pure fighter is the p40 of Flying Tigers game. Very honorable mention to the Supermarine Spitfire. It is beautiful.

My wife is over drinking tonight

I have been in firefights with less annoying people.

There it is! She just spilled a 24 ounce mixed drink on our cluttered coffee table, inundating my phone.

Lovely...Simply....Fucking.....LOVELY.

And now you know what my screen name stands for..

Update: I got her a bucket to puke in and a few towels to clean up the coffee table. I will stay awake tonight to make sure sure doesn't aspirate.

After 25 years, I love this woman.

To clarify my previous Buffalo Bills reference

There seems to be a misconception that I was making a joke at the expense of the current Bills team. I was referring to the 91-94 teams who lost 4 super bowls in a row. The old joke was that BILLS stood for Boy I Love Losing Super Bowls.
I was riffing on that.
I am happy the the current Bills can have a modicum of success now that Tom Brady is out of the way. Now they can look forward to losing to the Steelers or Chiefs in the playoffs every year.
But at least it's the playoffs. *Mike drop*
Wish I would have started this in the sports thread.
Peace and......Go STILLERS!

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Trump has become the Buffalo Bills of the court room.

Boy I Love Losing lawSuits.

Ok. I stretched it a little. Artistic license.

Making fun cop speak with my best friend.

Sitting drinking beer. Watching rescue 911 or some shit. He suddenly belches, crushes his empty on his forehead and hurls it at the TV.
Wanna talk about it big guy? I asked.

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THIS "ADVISED" HORSESHIT? WHY NOT" TOLD " OR "SAID " OR THEY ARE MAKING A STATEMENT SO JUST SAY THE SUBJECT "STATED" THUS AND SUCH . I ADVISE THEM THAT I HAVE A HEMORRHOID HANGING FROM MY ASS AND I ADVISE THEM THAT THEY CAN SUCK THE SHIT OFF OF IT! THEY THINK THEY ARE SOUNDING ALL MILITARY WITH THIS CRAP, AND IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF TV COP SHOW BULLSHIT!

Okaaaaaaay......

So naturally we spent the next hour or so imagining what we could advise the cops of that they would faithfully record in official reports.

I advised the officer that my penis was so long that there is a 10 second delay between bladder release and initial splash.

I don't think we ever topped his initial scatological outburst, but we had fun trying. It all ended with us getting yelled at by our wives for being too loud. We tried advising them that it was all in good fun, but they weren't self important douches so they weren't having any of it.

Feel free to add what you would advise popo of in the Hope's of making it official.

My take on the failure to concede (The undone assignment theory)

I think that if we are generous, we can all agree that Trump operates on a sliding scale from preschooler to 5th grade bully. Now imagine this....you've had half the year to get a leaf collection together. But you're a lazy little shit who blows off the task and doesn't do it. But it's due today. So here you are, desperately shoving leaves in your pockets on your way to the bus stop, trying to threaten other kids into helping you. Maybe you even try to steal someone else's collection. But it doesn't work.

Soon you will be exposed. You try to get everyone to present before you, hoping that the final bell will ring before your name is called. But no. There's an hour left, and you have to show your work......

As soon as Biden's team meets Trump's team they will see that nothing is done.. Indeed, they will see the gaping chasms left in our bureaucratic infrastructure by a ego maniacal madman. They will see that trump's team has no clue on how to proceed. They will see the incompetence of trump first hand.

Biden will have to start from scratch. Nothing touched by trump is worth saving.

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Who is George Soros and why do the rwnjs hate him?nt

Question about pardons

Can you be pardoned for crimes you haven't been charged with?