Following the passing of the late Professor Stephen Hawking reports from Heaven today indicate that God is suffering an existential crisis having been defeated by Hawking’s logic.

God is understood to have personally popped down to say Hi and joke about the whole atheism thing, but following a brief private chat with the revered Professor, God appeared to wander away looking confused.

According to prominent angels God has since been wandering about muttering, “But I could swear I created it. Yes, there was a Big Bang from the kitchen around the same time but that was just coincidence – wasn’t it?

Rather than engage in a productive conversation or simply acknowledge the students' right to express their viewpoint, the right has taken to savagely attacking them as enemies of all that is American. They're either puppets of the Democratic Party or the ones to blasme

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Dear right wing gun humping dimwits:

Telling teenagers they're all stupid liberal morons for protesting on behalf of their own safety is possible the single most perfect way to make sure that they never ever vote Republican for their entire lives. You are literally telling an entire generation of voters that they're too dumb to talk about politics right at the very moment they're starting to pay attention to politics. They're going to look at which political movement is telling them "Guns are more important than your life" and they're going to remember that forever. And since you foolishly made guns a part of the culture wars, you'll have pushed them all into the arms of the pro-choice, pro-socialism, pro-equality, pro-feminist, pro-gun control left.

President Donald Trump felt vindicated Monday night after the House Intelligence Committee released a one page summary of its Russia probe findings and announced that the panel had found no evidence that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia.

Trump celebrated with a tweet in all capital letters touting the committee’s findings.

Republicans on the House intelligence committee are ending their probe of Russian interference in the elections and have finished a draft report concluding there was 'no collusion' with President Trump's campaign.

That conclusion is a stark departure with what the Intelligence Community found in a report issued in January of 2017 that Russia interfered in the elections and had a 'clear preference' for Trump.

The draft report concludes there was no collusion or coordination between Donald Trump's presidential campaign and Russia.