Grandson got me one for Xmas. After getting it home and figuring out what it was, I'm embarrassed too tell him I don't know how to use it.

So..... Three daughters to share assets upon our demise. Daughter in question lives on second floor with her family. It is a 2 family house. We live on the first floor. Other daughters have their own houses.

Plan is to sell the house to her, while retaining life estates for ourselves. Her and husband would get full control of house when we die or go into assisted living.

House appraises at 600k. She would share in remaining assets when we die.

Is $400k a fair sale price? More or less?

Grandkid is in advanced, 2nd grade and enjoys reading. He is now reading his father's book about the Battle of the Bulge. But he can't write a book report about it because it is about violence and includes weapons.

What da fuck?

He as a reason to kick ass.

s'posed ta be senior shopping from 9 - 10 a.m. Friend goes in to senior shop, 'sept the place is packed, seniors and others. Clerk is confronted. "Nuthin' we can do about it."

Manager comes. "You can't expect us to check id's. That they do it for liquor sales doesn't seem to matter.

She reported to the state agency and they will look into it. I believe this will result in a visit or action against the store.

Meanwhile, they lost a customer.... says she won't go back there, regardless of the outcome.

I won't ether.

$35,000 for a new Sonata. So I starts reading the manual. Theres a section about a pump so's you can pump air into a deflated tire. But what about a blowout?

Manual? Nothing. So I call the dealer. Nope. There's no spare, not even a "donut.'

"Well, what if I get a blowout in the middle of Pennsylvania Tumpland?

"Sorry."

And the sales rep doesn't even bother to tell me to buy a mounted spare.

So, off to Tire Rack.

BEWARE on your new car.

It'll be about the guy in the counting room in Georgia. Ya see. he was spotted in a corner of the vote room. And the liberals...nah, lame stream media won't tell you about him. But my friend's neighbor saw him.

He had a bottle of White Out. And he was whiting out Trump/Pence and inking in Biden. But as soon as my friend's neighbor saw him, he put the stuff away with a sheepish grin.

Now this guy didn't get away with it. BUT go to your local Staples and see how many jars of WhiteOut are on the shelves.

WAKE UP, 'MERICA.

Starting to have trouble night driving with oncoming headlight glare.

No more Kellyann .

Wha'd'ya think?