As a loyal Fox News viewer, I am disgusted by President Joe Biden’s stubborn and un-American refusal to behave in a way that matches the narrative I have been receiving.

Biden is, I’m told, a senile old man who barely knows he’s there, and also a radical leftist tyrant fiendishly scheming to turn America into a socialist hellscape that outlaws Dr. Seuss and the Bible and, if it exists, the Dr. Seuss version of the Bible.

But when I tuned into the president’s first news conference Thursday, there he was, acting all “not at all like the way Fox News hosts have described him.”

For starters, at no point during the news conference did Biden trip over something and fall down. He also blatantly — and probably intentionally — failed to completely lose his train of thought and start talking about pancakes.

It was unbelievable. How am I supposed to feel outraged by a 78-year-old man who speaks calmly and seems to have a strong grasp of wide-ranging policy issues that I don’t begin to understand?

Does he expect me to read up on these issues and gain a thoughtful understanding of them so I can form nuanced opinions and identify areas where we might agree or disagree? THAT’S LUNACY!!!