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Current location: Alberta
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We need more of these:


Pig Heart Guy Dies

The cause of death was not stated.


Avatars & Signatures

Please, where are these displayed? I've added the Ukrainian avatar to my profile but it does not seem to show up anywhere.

A penny for your Rubble? (new spelling)

Drops to all-time(?) low - 1.2 cents/US dollar

DJIA Up 740

Strange times indeed!

No rocket scientists here:

The husband of arrested convoy ring leader Tamara Lich appeared today at her court hearing (after being flown in from Alberta on someone's private jet BTW) and tried to assert his "1st Amendment" rights.


"Fugitive Chinese billionaire who joined forces with Steve Bannon has filed for bankruptcy"


Indian Hills Community Center

I don't know where they are located but they have an outdoor sign that regularly displays a lot of outrageous puns.

To wit:

. Police car loses wheels to thief. Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.

. If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns, let that mango.

. To the thief who stole my glasses: I will find you - I have contacts.

. A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.

. My friend was explaining electricity and I was like watt?

. Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident. He's in ICU.

. I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.

. A perfectionist walked into a bar. Apparently it wasn't set high enough.

. If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges, my door is always open.

. Big-a-mist. An Italian fog.

. Went to this horrible hotel called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn.

. I was kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

. Where did the terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.

. Due to the quarantine I'll be doing only inside jokes.

. Cold? Go stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees.


A series of cool, touching and funny short videos:


There's a lot of 'em - haven't made it to the end yet.

Trucker Counterdemonstration signs:


"Truck Off"

Any others noticed?
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