Who was the funniest female comedienne on TV and movies?

My wife and I were discussing the truth in advertising...

and we started to talk about the bible vs "Saturday Night Live".

Which would you believe?.

There's no doubt in our strongly biased minds, what about you?

Christmas time is great, because you can shout "DON'T COME IN HERE"...

and people think you are wrapping presents, when you really just want to drink your wine in peace and not share your chocolates with anyone.

Herschel...Herschel, buddy...I know you've spoken about the Vampires and Werewolves...

But WHERE IN THE HELL DO THE ZOMBIES come into your equation?

Are the vampires and werewolves more deadly than the zombies?

I always thought the zombies were the most lethal. Am I wrong?

I'm asking as a concerned citizen, and I have no doubt a possible Senator of the US would have the correct answer.

Which should I be more concerned about? A werewolf, vampire, zombie, or a fucking stupid beyond belief asshole running for US senator?

Concerned voters want to know!

GO UTAH!!!!!!!!!

kicked some serious USC butt.

Utah 47...USC 24 in the PAC 12 championship game.

I have a question for those with a lot more knowledge of the House of Representatives than I have...

We know the Repuqs are going to take over the house with the majority in early January.

My question is "what happens if the repuqs aren't able to get a majority vote for speaker of the house on that day?
I understand they have to keep voting until ONE person has 218 (majority of the full house) votes to be chosen as "Speaker of the House".

Let's assume (I know, I know) that NONE of the repuqs get 218 votes. My understanding is they keep voting until SOMEBODY gets 218 votes. Because of the huge divisions in the repuq party with the extreme idiots on the far right, what happens if that vote goes on for weeks, or even months? Who controls the house if that scenario should happen?

And to get even more entertaining, what if NO repuq gets 218 votes for the whole term?

In either case, who decides who is on the committees? Who decides what bills to advance to a full vote of the house? Who decides which committees get to subpoena witness's?

Inquisitive minds want to know!

So Musk wants his employees to...

send emails every Friday, updating him about their work or "code samples" if they are engineers.

This is so fucking stupid, I can't believe it wasn't written by TFG.



SIMPLE

SEND EVERYTHING IN CODE.

Let the fucking genius business-man figure it out.

George is 93 years old in intensive care with a oxygen mask on and all kinds of...

monitors and sensors hooked up to him.

A very attractive young female student nurse shows up to give him a sponge bath, and struggling to breathe thru his oxygen mask, he asked her, "Are my testicles black?"

Somewhat shocked, she replies "I'm just here to give you a sponge bath on your upper body!"

Again struggling thru his oxygen mask George asks her, "Please, I need to know, are my testicles black?"

Against her better judgment, she peels back his robe, closely inspects his testicles and says "They look perfectly normal to me, and no, they are not black!"

George struggles to sit up, pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly "listen closely, are my test results
back?"

Here's my two thumbs up to the musical group "Three Dog Night"...

I had NO idea when the wrote the song "One is the loneliest number" that they knew Herschel Walker...

and they were singing about his brain cells.

Non lethal easy way to defeat the Arizona drop box rePuqs...

Arizona is one of the states that does NOT require a front license plate, so if you want to cover or remove it you can.

On Amazon, there are a huge number of lithium powered flashlights that are at or over 100,000 lumens, and many of them are very affordable.

Here's the scenario.

Wait until dark. Have someone with you (your partner) armed with the (non-lethal) 100,000 lumen flashlight. Cover or remove your front license plate. (remember, legal in AZ).

As you get towards the drop box, let your partner out of your vehicle, and have them walk behind your vehicle with the brilliant flashlight turned on to strobe, aimed at the fuck wads(FW's) trying to record you rear plate.

Drop off your ballots, have you partner walk towards the FW's until you can stop to pick your partner up where the FW's wont be able to see your license plate.

Trust me, this can work. It might take a little modifying for different situations, but my flashlight is around 20,000 lumens, and NOBODY can see through it without seeing brilliant, bright flashes even with their eyes closed when it is on strobe.

Try it, what do you have to lose?.