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Cha

(321,184 posts)
9. ROFLMAO!!!!
Thu Mar 15, 2018, 04:28 AM
Mar 2018

Speaking of staff turnover, Fat Q*Bert's personal assistant, John McEntee, got fired, and in fact, booted from the White House without even his coat, because he's being investigated by the Department of Homeland Security for "serious financial crimes." For the life of me, I can't imagine how "serious" your "financial crimes" have to be before DHS gets involved, but Mr. Manatee is surely lucky that Reince Priebus no longer works there, because you know he would've snatched up that sweet coat in the chaos.

Rumors a-plenty regarding further staff changes...swapping David Shulkin for Rick Perry? Jeff Sessions for Scott Pruitt? H.R. McMaster for Bloodthirsty Mustachioed Psychopath John Bolton? HOW IS IT THAT WE CAN BE REPLACING THE SHITTIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WITH EVEN SHITTIER PEOPLE? DOES HE POST JOB OPENINGS EXCLUSIVELY IN PORT-A-POTTIES?

I see one of the dicktumors who submitted a pitch to build Shart Garfunkel's Big Stupid Useless Wall got himself arrested for bombing a mosque. Tell me more about the "economic anxiety" animating this movement. I'm all fucking ears.

trump the closer.. LOL

Ferret

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Turd boomerang underpants Mar 2018 #1
Go Ferret! volstork Mar 2018 #2
Right on time.. HipChick Mar 2018 #3
Excellent...funny and poignant, as always! TY!! Docreed2003 Mar 2018 #4
Behold: the Ferret jeffreyi Mar 2018 #5
Love your screeds as always, Ferret! Mountain Mule Mar 2018 #6
Excellent as always KT2000 Mar 2018 #7
It's rare for me to comment on a typo... Hugin Mar 2018 #8
ROFLMAO!!!! Cha Mar 2018 #9
Kickin' it for TheFerret! CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2018 #10
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