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17. Here's another. Warning: This one is way out there!

Tue May 1, 2018, 01:17 PM

May 2018

A guy comes home from work early and he and his wife start making out. After they've retreated to their bedroom, the door suddenly opens and standing there is their teenaged son.

The father is terribly embarrassed and responds by laughing, "Ha ha ha! Get out of here. Ha ha ha! Leave us alone! Ha ha ha! Just close the door! Ha ha ha!"

The kid closes the door and the couple finished their business.

At dinner that night, no one mentions the unfortunate interruption and the father feels relief that he dodged a bullet.

About a week later, the guy comes home from work early only to find his son going at it on the living room sofa with his grandmother.

The father is furious! "Get off of her you freak! What the hell do you think you're doing!"

The kid looks up slyly and says, "It ain't so funny when it's your mother, is it?"

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Just a joke to relieve some tension [View all] BSdetect May 2018 OP

Okay, you started this PJMcK May 2018 #1

I'm going to have to remember that Victor_c3 May 2018 #10

Lol... Volaris May 2018 #19

thanks for making me laugh!! fantase56 May 2018 #2

And to add another... N_E_1 for Tennis May 2018 #3

+ 1 ChiTownDenny May 2018 #11

The Dialect Reminded Me Of My Family! ProfessorGAC May 2018 #14

ROFL malaise May 2018 #20

Norfolk High's sports rally chant jpak May 2018 #40

Very funny, but it must be an old joke DavidDvorkin May 2018 #41

In a small Irish town TlalocW May 2018 #4

HA! ChiTownDenny May 2018 #12

why not Lurker Deluxe May 2018 #5

Heh The Polack MSgt May 2018 #8

Jose was visiting relatives in America TlalocW May 2018 #6

Here's another. Warning: This one is way out there! PJMcK May 2018 #17

Okay this one is meant for a card nykym May 2018 #7

I enjoyed watching the Spanish stations when I lived in Miami. forgotmylogin May 2018 #9

LOL. ChiTownDenny May 2018 #13

OK, it's that sort of afternoon sarge43 May 2018 #15

Did you hear the one about the bedbug that gave birth in the spring? eleny May 2018 #16

As Mary walked into the church bullsnarfle May 2018 #18

When my time comes, cab67 May 2018 #26

What's Irish and stays out all night? smirkymonkey May 2018 #21

This one is visual :-) FakeNoose May 2018 #22

+1 uponit7771 May 2018 #37

From the English town of Devizes... FailureToCommunicate May 2018 #23

I've got one... GetRidOfThem May 2018 #24

an elderly gentleman was growing concerned about his wife's hearing. cab67 May 2018 #25

An elderly gentleman ... Whiskeytide May 2018 #30

Kick red dog 1 May 2018 #27

An Oly joke red dog 1 May 2018 #28

Receptionist goes into psychiatrist's office and says: red dog 1 May 2018 #29

An elderly widower in his 70s tells his friends ... Whiskeytide May 2018 #31

Definitions titaniumsalute May 2018 #32

Ok, one more... N_E_1 for Tennis May 2018 #33

This message was self-deleted by its author benld74 May 2018 #34

Okay, okay... jmowreader May 2018 #35

Okay fine... nolabear May 2018 #36

LOL, saved! dae May 2018 #38

Jack and Charlie were watching a Red Sox game on TV. trof May 2018 #39

I killed the thread? Damn. trof May 2018 #42