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In reply to the discussion: Just a joke to relieve some tension [View all]bullsnarfle
(254 posts)18. As Mary walked into the church
she encountered the priest, Father Flanagan, who said "Ah Mary, so good to see you dear. And where is your husband Michael this fine day?"
To which Mary replied "I'm sorry to tell you Father, Michael has passed on".
The priest was stunned. Michael was known to drink more than was average, and to chat up young women a bit too fondly, but still..."Oh my! He was so young, it must have been terribly sudden!".
"Yes, Father, it was".
"I'll say a prayer for his soul...tell me, did he have any last words?"
"Yes he did, Father. He said "Mary, put down that damn gun!".
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