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Whiskeytide

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30. An elderly gentleman ...

Tue May 1, 2018, 03:45 PM

May 2018

... went for his annual physical. When the doctor asked how he was doing, he said “well, it’s the strangest thing, doc. I have a lot of gas, but it’s always silent, and it never smells”.

The doctor gave him a medication. He returned a week later and said “well, doc. I still have the gas, but now it rips out of me with a thunderous noise. Still no smell at least”.

The doctor gave him another medication. He comes back in a week and says “damn, doc. Now I fart loud AND it smells up the room. What the Hell did you give me?”

The doc says “the first medication was to clear up your hearing, and the second was to clear up your sinuses”.

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Just a joke to relieve some tension [View all] BSdetect May 2018 OP

Okay, you started this PJMcK May 2018 #1

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The Dialect Reminded Me Of My Family! ProfessorGAC May 2018 #14

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Very funny, but it must be an old joke DavidDvorkin May 2018 #41

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I enjoyed watching the Spanish stations when I lived in Miami. forgotmylogin May 2018 #9

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What's Irish and stays out all night? smirkymonkey May 2018 #21

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I killed the thread? Damn. trof May 2018 #42