Just a joke to relieve some tension

[Whiskeytide]

31. An elderly widower in his 70s tells his friends ...

... that he’s going to get married in a week. The friends are stunned. They didn’t even know he was dating anyone.

The first friend said “Henry, I’m surprised. Getting married at your age. She must be loaded with cash, I guess”. Henry says “nope, she doesn’t have a pot to pee in”.

The second friend says “well, she must be a great cook”. Henry says “nope. Can’t make toast without burning it”.

The third friend says “well then, she must be wild in the sack. Is that it?” Henry says “I wouldn’t know. I can’t say as we’ve ever even held hands”.

The friends just look at him and finally one says “then what the Hell are you marrying her for”? And Henry says “because she can see to drive at night”.